Might as well dunk this here, it's pretty funny (and probably makes no sense), but I'll paste it here regardless.
A little funny write I wrote roughly a few weeks ago, enjoy XD
(PS. Keep in mind this was more of a rough idea than really any story, and it was meant to be a joke I sent to my friend)
Dazai walks up to Chuuya, who's sipping on some hot coco (either takes wine, apple cider, or hot coco, nothing else), and taps him on the shoulder giddily.
"Hmmm?"
"Fukuzawa approved."
Chuuya looked up at him now.
"Approved what?"
"Approved for Halloween decorations. If we buy them."
A beat of silence.
Chuuya yanks his phone from his pocket, dials up the nearest Halloween store, and snatches Dazai by the scruff, and immediately drags him.
"We're going on a shopping spree. And we're decorating this place right."
Chuuya takes Dazai, borrows the Agency’s van, and drives off with a giddy expression.
They arrive at the Halloween store and Chuuya is awed. At everything.
It takes everything in him to hold back his feathers as he steps on buttons that activated horrifying animatronics, sorted through assortments of Halloween costumes, and pranced through the shelves of decorations, all the while music suited for Halloween played in the background.
By the time they were done they stocked a cart full.
“Dazai,” Chuuya whined. “Can’t we buy the whole store?”
Dazai chuckled. “We could easily do that and more. But why?”
“Cause, it’s so fucking awesome here. I’d want everyone at the Agency decked out for Halloween.” Dazai snorted.
“It’s cute how much you love the Holiday.”
“Well, of course, stupid. It’s the only time of the year I get to have my wings out and nobody calling me a monster or reporting me to the government,” Chuuya hissed to the brunette, much to his pleasure.
“I know, I know, my little deity.” He pulled the cheek of the redhead as they made it to check out.
The lady at the front boggled at all the expensive items, but cashed them in none the less, and reported it was about 560$, 79 cents.
Before she could even finish her statement, she was handed Chuuya’s credit card.
When Dazai mentioned they could afford the store and more, he wasn’t kidding. They cleaned the Mafia money and began investing it, soon becoming undercover billionaires, just to piss off people.
And that meant they enjoyed themselves much more than necessary.
The woman looked like she had half a heart attack when the both of them weren’t even remotely phased on how much they spent on decorations, and wheeled the cart out of the store, bringing it to the van and unloading it. This time, Chuuya’s feathers sprung up, and he winced from the loud noises, but beamed at Dazai.
“This is going to be fucking great. I can’t wait to see their faces.”
After all, that’s one of the reasons why Dazai decided to run through with this plan. To give the Agency a heart attack.
But Fukuzawa didn’t put his foot down on any particular rules, except for the two having to pay for it, which was nothing on their end.
So they drove back to the agency, and Chuuya used his ability to lift it up, Dazai carefully walking in front (because the redhead eyes him with suspicion) up the stairs, and infront of the Agnecy doorway.
Chuuya throws open the door grandly and steps inside like he owned the place, dropping the mound of Halloween decorations next to his desk and more boxes waiting behind, Dazai flicking his eyes over to Kunikida, who looked like the most bug-eyed chicken in history from pure shock.
Atsushi looked at the stuff up and down.
“Um.”
Chuuya whirled to him.
“Get crushed, or decorate with me?” Chuuya cracked his knuckles and offered a toothy smile.
Atsushi didn’t even hesitate. “D-decorating!”
Eventually, the commotion stirred the others.
Kenji bounced off the walls out of pure excitement for seeing these new decorations, ones he’s never seen before.
Kyoka was surprisingly invested into it, and Chuuya took the two to show them how to decorate.
Tanizaki flashed some of his ability as spooky holograms and laughed as Naomi dramatically squealed and hid behind him for protection.
As the bundle unloaded, Kunikida grew more and more pale, and casually fainted in his chair with foam coming out of his mouth as now Yosano joined the party, Ranpo hovering around all of them with interest, since the Agency was usually quite bland every year for Halloween, poking and prodding at all the well made creatures, scary things, animatronics, flashing lights, and things that made noise.
Eventually the entire place was decked out, and the entire Agency just gawked. It looked so freaking cool.
