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Wade is covering the text ‘runner-up for’. 8)

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“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ” (wade @ Alexis probably in some sort of bear skin coat lmao)

@youbettermerc || alexis is at least in his forties at this point. rockin’ the bifocals, yewwwww!

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From his spot on the upper floor balcony, Alexis has to blearily squint through his tortoiseshell bifocals to read the giant banner over the entrance that announces ‘GRAND OPENING NIGHT - WELCOME TO THE TEDDY BEAR’S PICNIC’.

‘Teddy’s’. A rather quaint choice of name for a gay bar that caters to bears. It’s not a complaint, mind. The bar is a passion project of a subordinate of his, and Alexis has been in this business for a long time - long enough to learn that supporting his subordinates in their fanciful enterprises is one of the few kindnesses he can safely afford.

Besides. The subordinate’s first name is ‘Theodore’. ‘Teddy’s’ was not a choice so much as a mandate from the universe. A gay bar preordained by the heavens themselves. Amen!

As a show of support for dear Ted and his brand new bar, Alexis has somehow bent the laws of time to his will and created space in his hellish schedule for the sole purpose of making an appearance tonight.

…Really, he’s just popped on over from his old titty bar next door, where he still uses the soundproofed back offices to do his paperwork.

…And really, he’s only here for a drink or two because the ominously teetering piles of paper crowding his desk are making his eyes ache, and because Ted’s poached his favourite bartender right out from under his nose. The rotter.

He’s enjoying a cocktail tenderly crafted by said bartender when he senses someone shift next to him. The upper floor balcony is blessedly secluded from the brouhaha happening below; Alexis barely has to strain his ears to hear the man.

“That sounds oddly prejudiced, coming from a man dressed in a skintight - is that latex? - suit,” Alexis comments, eyeing the mercenary’s outfit over the top of his Bloody Mary. The theme for tonight is ‘the teddy bear’s picnic’. Alexis typically prefers to have his chest waxed smooth in the fashion of a Greek marble statue, and to keep his jaw maintained to a level of ‘designer stubble’ rather than a full beard. The bear fur coat fringing his shoulders is his distinctive take on a show of compliance.

This man, whoever he is, has flagrantly disregarded the theme.

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He actually gets a little bashful when asked about the guy and he clears his throat. “Wade.” he says a little quietly. “Uh... doubtful.” he then gets red at the question and rubs the back of his neck. “I mean... I think he is, even if others don’t think so...” he looks over at her. “But I mean... looks have never been super important to me.” he shrugs. “He makes me happy.”

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There is another huff and a roll of her eyes before she lightly stamps her foot. Avery crosses her arms over her chest and looks up at her dad. “Mom isn’t here right now, can you please tell him to stop?”

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