Has Heart

Indie AU FtM Peter Parker/Spider-Man, predominantly MCU Friendly & mildly selective Follows from playerentity #imnctagirl + Thread Tracker

[thewebbedwonder]

IMNCTAGIRL >>> THEWEBBEDWONDER

[spunsugarmusings]

Send "Can I kiss you?" for my muse's reaction!

[angelprompts]

send my muse “please… please don’t go.” to see their reaction !

[palettes-and-prompts]

100 Smut Dialogue Prompts

1) “You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up.” 2) “You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat.” 3) “How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?” 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” 5) “You look good all soaking wet.” 6) “Are you sure that’s what you want? I could really hurt you.” 7) “Oh my god you’re so much better than the last person I was with.” 8) “If you’re going to act like a little brat then I’m going to treat you like a little brat.” 9) “I don’t care how good it feels you’d better not cum until I tell you to.” 10) “Look, I’m not into choking but I wouldn’t mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while.” 11) “I bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We’ll see how cute you look later when I get you home.” 12) “You don’t have to be gentle with me, I don’t break easily.” 13) “Touch yourself for me.” 14) “Do you think you deserve to be punished?” 15) “You take my fingers so well don’t you?” 16) “Shut up and take your pants off.” 17) “When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me.” 18) “Are you wearing my shirt?” 19) “Do you need me to finger you first?” 20) “You’d better be quiet or everyone’s going to know what a naughty little slut you are.” 21) “Did I stutter? Do as you’re told!” 22) “Look at you, I’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking.” 23) “I can’t wait to be on my knees for you later.” 24) “Maybe if I punish you it’ll help you remember who you belong to next time.” 25) “Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?” 26) “Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me.” 27) “Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn’t tease me.” 28) “If you keep making those sounds I’m not going to be able to stop myself.” 29) “Take it off. Slowly.” 30) “Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?” 31) “Why don’t you go put on something pretty for me?” 32) “Kitten, don’t make me tell you twice.” 33) “Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic.” 34) “I love the sounds you make when you come undone.” 35) “Maybe I should get you a collar so you don’t forget who you belong to.” 36) “You’d better watch your fucking mouth.” 37) “Did I say you could stop?” 38) “I need you. Now!” 39) “I’m so sick of your voice. Why don’t you come over here and put your mouth to better use?” 40) “I love the way you look with my fingers inside you.” 41) “You keep acting like a little brat and I’ll take you over my knee right here, I don’t care how many people are watching.” 42) “I guess I’ll just get off all by myself.” 43) “Don’t you want to play with me? 44) "Yes! I mean yes, Sir!” 45) “When we get home I’m cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore.” 46) “Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?” 47) “You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?” 48) “I can’t wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin.” 49) “You look so good on your knees like that.” 50) “I only want to please you.” 51) “Did you touch yourself while I was gone?” 52) “Are you going to be good from now on?” 53) “Is that a tattoo?” 54) “These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.” 55) “Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don’t we see how many times I can make you cum right now.” 56) “Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.” 57) “I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now.” 58) “Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.” 59) “So desperate for it, aren’t you? Well, if you want it so bad you’d better start taking it.” 60) “Please? I’ll be good, I promise!” 61) “If you don’t change out of those shorts and into some pants I’ll have them around your ankles by lunch time.” 62) “I bet all our neighbors can hear you, I bet they all know what a dirty little slut you are.” 63) “Open your mouth.” 64) “I never knew someone could cum that fast just from a few fingers.” 65) “Pull my hair!” 66) “If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I’m going to bend you over that bed.” 67) “If you want to cum you’d better beg.” 68) “You know I don’t like to be teased.” 69) “Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you.” 70)  "Say my name over and over again and, once you think you’ve said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who’s making you feel good.“ 71) "I’m gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you’re spreading your legs for me.” 72) “Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?” 73) “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it.” 74) “Wow, I think you’re blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you.” 75) “You know, you look real pretty when you cry.” 76) “I think I like you better with a gag in your mouth.” 77) “Tell me what you like.” 78) “Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.” 79) “Look at you, grinding against everything, you’re really desperate for it. Aren’t you?” 80) “How do you feel about two at once?” 81) “Is that a thong?” 82) “Yeah, that’s it, baby, just like that.” 83) “Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?” 84) “I love it when you dress up for me.” 85) “Did you dress up just for me?” 86) “Let me show you what happens to little brats who don’t follow the rules.” 87) “Think you can handle that much?” 88) “Mmm, good morning to you too.” 89) “Just pull the car over!” 90) “What’s wrong? I thought you liked teasing.” 91) “Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?” 92) “Come on, take it all on your own like a good little pet.” 93) “It’s okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs.” 94) “Be a good girl/boy and do what I tell you.” 95) “That tickles.” 96) “Were you touching yourself without permission?” 97) “I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this.” 98) “I see the gift I got you fits well.” 99) “You know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in.” 100) “Call me selfish, but I don’t ever want anyone else to touch you.”

[leneemusing]

less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes

ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)

✦ to finger my muse  ✧ to give my muse oral  ☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public ✻ to catch my muse masturbating  ✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours ❆ to tease my muse  ❁ for our muses first time  ✶ for something awkward to happen during sex ♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex  ♤ for my muse to help yours undress  ☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing  ♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched  ♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure  ♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex ♦ my muse sneezes during sex ♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex ✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature © for morning sex  ✘ to eat food off of my muse  ♕ make your own scenario 

WORDS: 

“god, you look so good”  “fuck—” “i got you, baby”  “you’re being so good for me”  “i promise i’ll be a good”  “please”  “you have to be quiet if you want to cum”  “say please?”  “are you gonna be good for me?”  “shit— i have to pee” “wait, that hurts” “not there” “that feels so good”  “touch me here”  “did you just yawn?”  “you make me feel so good”  “do you like this?”  “i want to hear you when you cum”  “i’m so close”  “i need you”  “how much do you want to cum?” “turn around” “your fingers feel amazing” “i’m yours”  “you’re mine” “tell me you’re mine”  “you sound so pretty when you moan”  “harder” “wait—” “is this okay?” “say it again” “i love you”

[vaememes]

* soft  smut  sentence  starters .

❛ That teabag was actually better the second time around. ❜

❛ The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush. ❜

❛ We’ve got to make it quick, shouldn’t be a problem for you. ❜

❛ We don’t have to go all the way, just midway. ❜

❛ I wasn’t expecting you to go there. ❜

❛ Sex Rules, I pity the fools who realize to late. ❜

❛ There’s nothing wrong with a bit of tease before. ❜

❛ Maybe I’d rather take my time. ❜

❛ Slow and steady, there. ❜

❛ What’s your rush? ❜

❛ What’s the big hurry? We’ve got plenty of time to play. ❜

❛ You always manage to make it seem better every time. ❜

❛ What did you have in mind now? ❜

❛ I just wanted a taste. ❜

❛ There’s a place I’ll let you go that you haven’t been yet. ❜

❛ Maybe you could stay a little afterwards? I don’t like being alone. ❜

❛ Let’s see what you’re working with. ❜

❛ That’s a nice color on you, bet it’d look better off of you though. ❜

❛ What? You mean to tell me you didn’t come here to just cuddle? ❜

❛ I’ve got something in mind you might like. ❜

❛ I could show you instead. ❜

❛ Come here, give me a kiss. ❜

❛ I just wanted some time alone with you.. to do this.. ❜

❛ I’m going to run a shower, you can watch but you can’t join. ❜

❛ Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue? ❜

❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜

❛ I love that thing you do when we kiss. ❜

❛ You know exactly what to do and know exactly what I want. ❜

❛ I’ve always had a thing for you and I see why now. ❜

❛ You really do know how to keep it interesting. ❜

❛ Maybe we just take our sweet little time, make it last. ❜

❛ I don’t want to go fast. I want to go slow. ❜

❛ I’m ready, if you are. ❜

❛ Just gently going to do this.. ❜

❛ Shhh … Kiss me .. ❜

❛ You’re trembling … are you sure you’re okay? ❜

❛ Even at your slowest, I’m still at my weakest. ❜

❛ Could you, could we, maybe go a little slower?  ❜

❛ I want to show you something. ❜

❛ Are you going to just keep staring or are you going to come touch? ❜

❛ I have a great idea for us, something you’ll enjoy. ❜

❛ You can still look while you touch. ❜

[leneemusing]

nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

[shitthepizza]

It’s Sinday! Whisper in my muses ear what you want to do with them...

And my muse will indicate whether they are keen or not.

Who knows you may find a new ship…

[ohisms]

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐀 ;   𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔 .    (   a  series  of  kiss  prompts .   some  nsfw  material  present .   )

❛  01 .   a  kiss  to  say  hello . ❛  02 .   a  kiss  for  the  first  time . ❛  03 .   a  kiss  after  a  long  time  apart . ❛  04 .   a  kiss  to  apologize . ❛  05 .   a  kiss  to  forgive . ❛  06 .   a  kiss  during  a  fight . ❛  07 .   a  kiss  to  say  what  you  can’t  say  aloud . ❛  08 .   a  kiss  in  secret  /  a  forbidden  kiss . ❛  09 .   a  kiss  to  prove  a  point . ❛  10 .   a  kiss  against  a  wall . ❛  11 .   a  kiss  on  a  rooftop . ❛  12 .   a  kiss  that  seals  a  marriage . ❛  13 .   a  kiss  before  one  goes  away . ❛  14 .   a  kiss  in  the  shower . ❛  15 .   a  kiss  that  comes  out  of  nowhere . ❛  16 .   a  kiss  first  thing  in  the  morning . ❛  17 .   a  kiss  last  thing  at  night . ❛  18 .   a  kiss  during  combat . ❛  19 .   a  kiss  during  a  fake  relationship . ❛  20 .   a  kiss  out  of  desperation . ❛  21 .   a  kiss  on  the  cheek . ❛  22 .   a  kiss  on  the  forehead . ❛  23 .   a  kiss  on  the  back  of  the  hand . ❛  24 .   a  kiss  on  the  neck . ❛  25 .   a  kiss  on  the  fingertips . ❛  26 .   a  kiss  on  the  stomach . ❛  27 .   a  kiss  to  end  the  sexual  tension . ❛  28 .   a  kiss  over  a  scar . ❛  29 .   a  kiss  over  a  wound . ❛  30 .   a  kiss  to  say  goodbye .

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Smut Starters & Symbols

rp-memes-atyourservice‌:

TW: explicit sexual content, some slight humiliation. Feel free to change wording, pronouns, genitalia, etc, to better fit your muse.

Send one of the following SENTENCES for my muse’s reaction:

“You’re so pretty like this.” “You’re beautiful when you’re all flushed and wanting.” “Do you want me to take you like this?” “Easy, I don’t want to hurt you.” “Slow down, slow down.” “You can be rough with me, I won’t break.” “I want to suck you off.” “I want to eat you out.” “Did you touch yourself, thinking of me?” “Please, please, touch me.” “I want to bury my face between your thighs.” “I want to touch you all night.” “Please. Please, I’ll beg, I’ll do anything you want.” “You can beg better than that, I think.” “Harder, harder–” “Fuck me until I can’t think.” “I want you to bend me over and fuck me.” “Would you let me take you here? Where anyone might see?” “I don’t usually do this - but for you, anything.” “You have such beautiful thighs.” “Be patient, I’m not going to fuck you dry, no matter how much you beg.” “Beg me for it.” “You were made for this, weren’t you?” “I think you’d stay on your knees all night if I’d let you.” “Ride me. Slowly, that’s it.” “Don’t you dare come until I give you permission.” “Ah-ah. Don’t touch me.” “Touch yourself, go on.” “I want to make you feel good.” “I love it when you moan for me.” “Come on, darling, come for me.” “Come on my fingers, that’s it.” “God, your mouth, please–” “I need you, I need your (mouth/cock/pussy/ass/fingers)–” “Shh, do you want someone to walk in on us with your cock in me?” “I’ll let you have me any way you want.” “I’ve wanted to fuck you all night.” “You’re so fucking tight.” “You feel so good.” “Kiss me, I want–please–” “Oh, fuck, I’m gonna come–!” “Please let me come.” “I think I could go again, if you wanted.”

Send one of the following PROMPTS for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to combine prompts.

[tug] - to pull my muse’s head back by the hair [throat] - to grip my muse gently but firmly by the throat [chin] - to tilt my muse’s chin up to make them look at your muse [kneel] - to kneel in front of my muse [wall] - to pin my muse to a wall [wrists] - to hold my muse down by the wrists [flip] - to flip my muse onto their stomach and hold them down [drag] - to drag my muse into yours’ lap [palm] - to rub a palm against my muse’s clothed groin [rut] - to push a knee between my muse’s thighs, against their groin [mouth] - to mouth at my muse’s groin through their pants or underwear [taste] - to have my muse taste themselves on your muse’s fingers [tongue] - to kiss my muse with tongue  [thighs] - to kiss and suck at my muse’s inner thighs [lick] - to go down on my muse  [finger] - to finger my muse [breasts] - to fondle my muse’s breasts [booty] - to fondle my muse’s ass [spank] - to spank my muse [restrain] - to tie my muse’s hands to prevent them from moving them [dressup] - to dress my muse in sexy/appealing clothing (specify) [vibrator] - to use a vibrator on my muse [penetrate] - to fuck my muse with a cock, dildo or strap [behind] - to fuck my muse from behind [facing] - to fuck my muse face to face [tenderly] - to tenderly make love to my muse

[pants] - to make my muse come in their pants [facial] - to come on my muse’s face [inside] - to come inside my muse [risky] - to make my muse come where there’s a risk of being heard/discovered [early] - to make my muse come earlier than expected [edge] - to edge my muse/deny them orgasm [beg] - to beg my muse to let yours come

Add ‘reverse’ to any prompt for my muse to perform the action on yours instead! Alternatively, feel free to make up your own prompt even if it’s not on the list!

[needsmorememes]

‘Something's Wrong’ Sentence Starters

Something’s Wrong With My Muse

“Oh, God, you’re bleeding. You’re bleeding a lot.”

“Stop squirming, I’m trying to help.”

“Hang on, I got you.”

“Just lean on me, I’ll help you walk.”

“We should get that looked at.”

“Don’t tilt your head back, you’ll make your nosebleed worse!”

“Just sit up and breathe, ok?”

“Eh, you’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”

“Whatever you do, don’t go to sleep. Stay awake.”

“Oooooo. That looks painful.”

“Oh, thank God! Don’t scare me like that!”

“How the hell did you do this to yourself?”

“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?”

“You stopped breathing.”

“Oh look, it’s alive.”

“Take deep breaths, you’ll be fine.”

“Arms shouldn’t move like that…”

“What happened to your leg?!”

“Yep, that’s broken alright. How’d you manage that?”

“Here’s some ice for that.”

“You’re welcome, by the way.”

“Yeesh, you look like shit.”

“Wait, you were mugged?!”

“Is that a stab/gunshot wound?”

“Ok, ew. I’m not cleaning that up.”

“Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head.”

“You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn’t be moving around too much if I were you.”

“I thought you were dead!”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?”

“Can you walk on your own?”

“You’re getting blood on my clothes!”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

Something’s Wrong With Your Muse

“Is that three fingers you’re holding up?”

“I’m so sorry for getting blood on your clothes!”

“I’m not sure I can walk on my own.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, my pain’s at least an 8.”

“You thought I was dead?”

“Do you think I have a concussion?”

“I hit my head; now I don’t feel so good.”

“I’m so sorry. Do you mind cleaning up?”

“I think I’ve been stabbed/shot.”

“I just got mugged!”

“Do I look as bad as I feel?”

“Could I maybe get an ice pack for this?”

“Thank you, by the way.”

“I think my leg is broken.”

“I can’t feel my arm.”

“I’m going to need more than deep breathing to calm me down.”

“I’m not dead yet!”

“Oh, God, I’m bleeding. I’m bleeding a lot.”

“Are you really trying to help?”

“Please help me.”

“Can I lean on you? I don’t think I can walk.”

“I think I need to get this looked at.”

“I can’t get my nose to stop bleeding!”

“I can’t seem to catch my breath.”

“I’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”

“Please help me stay awake.”

“This hurts just as much as it looks like it does.”

“Sorry - did I scare you?”

“I don’t know how I managed to do this to myself.”

“I don’t know if I can stay awake.”

“I stopped breathing?”

Note: Revamp of an older sentence starter post found here.

[justamixofmemes]

Send ‘🍞’ to throw a loaf of bread at my muse.

[soulrph]

breaking the ice prompts.

have you ever been too afraid to approach a mutual for plots and conversation? ever been intimidated by the idea of making that first step? then YOU need to know that ur valid and wonderful and it's natural but unnecessary to be afraid bc mutuals obviously wanna write with you if they followed you back. but u also need these prompts. ily. have some water. and some of these prompts--

" lovely/weird/terrible weather, huh? "

" hey! need some help? "

" sorry, i'm lost, could... could you help me? "

" i like your shirt! "

" woah, take it easy... you feeling okay? "

" oh my god, i'm so sorry! did i hurt you?! "

" you need to watch where you're going. "

" your shoelace is untied. "

" okay, don't panic, but i saw someone was following you for the last block. i thought i'd keep you company a while until they're gone? "

" walking home alone in the middle of the night is stupidly dangerous. come on. i'll keep you company a while. "

" hey! you left your wallet at the coffee shop. "

" see, normally people run AWAY from danger... who are you, again? other than the craziest person i've ever met. "

" engine trouble? "

" is this your dog? "

" don't i know you from somewhere...? "

" say, aren't you that one who was in the news this week? "

" i thought you looked familiar! "

" oh, man, i'm sorry! i'm so clumsy... "

" sorry, i've, uh... i've never eaten here before. what do you recommend? "

" excuse me? i could use a little help, if you don't mind... "

" oh! that was one nasty fall... are you alright? "

" come on. you'll catch your death, and my umbrella's big enough for two. "

" you know the host/hostess/couple/deceased? "

" not much of a party person, huh? "

" don't panic. i saw everything... you okay? "

" hey, uh... i just moved in next door. i thought i'd introduce myself. never know when you need a cup of sugar, right? "

" you're not from around here, huh? "

" help! help me! "

" was that person bothering you? "

" need some help with those? "

[memesfortehsoul-blog]

send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!

who cares about consequences, kisses all around !!!!!!

[melamemea]

sexual texts .

(text):  I’m having a really hard time focusing at work today… can’t stop thinking about that thing that we did on our date last night ; )

(text): what are you wearing?

(text): i can’t wait to strip you down and eat you out

(text): i’m so horny right now… my cock is all hard and excited

(text): pic for a pic? ;) i miss you so much baby…

(text): it’s so boring without you… wish i had you between my legs right now… to make my night more exciting ;)

(text):  mmm… i still feel deliciously sore from last night. you certainly know how to show a lady/guy a good time.

(text): i can’t get your mouth out of my head…

(text): you looked so hot last night… thank you for the picture ;)

(text): i’m wearing nothing but my underwear right now. what about you?;)

(text): i’m in class/in a  meeting/at work… wanna entertain me a bit? i love it when you get bad with me ;)

(text): i’m getting so wet/hard just thinking about it…

(text): what do you feel like doing to me?

(text): where do you want me to cum?

(text): i can’t wait to taste you on my lips

[spidey-art]

Inspired by this post.

I’m really interested in superhero’s as part of a more modern social narrative. 

[justmorerpmemes]

Perfectly Platonic Starters

“You look like you could use a coffee.”

“Is that something you want to talk about?”

“Come on, sit down. It’s break time.”

“I needed that, thanks…”

“Here’s a blanket. You looked cold.”

“Thank god you’re back, I need to rant.”

“Is my sweater ever going to be returned?”

“Bad day? Emergency plans are in order.”

“Alright your ride has arrived, where to next?”

“I’m brushing your hair, it’s a mess.”

“You happened to go get lunch and ‘bought too much’ huh?”

“Your hugs are the best.”

“Hey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Come on. We’re gonna be late, get up.”

“I’m late, yes. You should be used to that by now.”

“How long as it been that we’ve known each other? Feels like ages.”

“There was something on your face, I had to get it off.”

“You’re sure people think we’re dating?”

“I think it’s hilarious people assume they’re dating just because they’re nice to each other.”

“I need to hang out with someone I like, can we pretend to be working for an hour?”

“Tea and coffee? What happened?”

“Here you go, one forgotten, left it at home in a rush, lost item!”

“I’m going for a walk, you want anything?”

“… sorry I took a nap on you.”

“I suppose I am now requisitioned to being a napping spot.”

“We could pretend we’re dating, but that might confuse your significant other, and then that might be a waste of petty effort for the sake of rumors.”