hi the clown is back with even more botw hc’s! i’m REALLY bored rn, so what better way to lose brain cells right- (btw these aren’t as wholesome as the others, they’re just more stupid than my usual hc’s):
Which one tags the other in pictures of cute animals: link tags zel in the “no talk with me i’m angy” baby panda pic. then he leaves a comment like, “hey! it u!!” and zelda never gets mad cause….. it’s link….. and it’s cute in a…. special way
Which one injures themself while trying to impress the other: jfafjbljfaljf LINK. he’ll say, “hey zel, wanna see a cool trick? :D” and then zelda’s like, “:D !!!!” so then link hops onto his hylian shield and surfs down a hill. 30 seconds later, his shield suddenly breaks and link ends up rolling down the hill and then he can’t stop rolling so zelda is just watching like, “D:”
Which one carries the other on their shoulders when they get too tired to walk: both of them! since zelda has been cooped up her whole life, her stamina was poor when she and link first started exploring together. link would offer to carry her when she was tired, (how can you say no to the cutest boy in the world?) one day zelda decided to change it up. she turns to link and says, “i wanna carry you.” he was like, “?? ok.” at first zel was kinda scared she wouldn’t be able to do it, but lo and behold, she lifted him without a problem!
link: “do i even weigh anything to you”
zelda: ”no, its like holding a couple of grapes :)”
Which one puts pizza rolls in the shopping cart when the other isn’t looking:
zelda: “i don’t remember putting these in here??”
link: “what are pizza rolls anyway”
zelda: “?? also good point”
Which one sends the other useless fun facts at 3 am: they both have trouble sleeping so they look at memes together on their shieka slate and make fun of people on instagram:
zelda: “did you see sidon’s new post?”
link: “baby shark lookin ass”
Which one feeds stray animals: THEY BOTH DO link and zelda both ADORE animals, so they have fun feeding the doggies and froggies :3c and don’t forget about all the wild horses too!!
Which one sleeps in really weird positions: jddfjjgd both of them.... they fall asleep cuddling but it only takes them a couple hours to end up in a weird, tangled, but surprisingly comfy position. there’s various limbs splayed across the bed, and they just look like a pile of blond, messy hair. but hey! they’ve been separated for 100 years, these love birds deserve all the cuddles <3
Which one opens all the jars/bottles: you’d be surprised how much muscle a twink can store..... (link, it’s link who opens all the jars and bottles)
Which one buys the other really weird birthday cards: ashdsfkg i feel like zelda would be the birthday card cryptid. she’ll get link a stupid card that says something like, “remember to drink 8 cups of water today...” and then the inside says “to have a ha-PEE birthday!” and then link is just standing there like, “??? i don’t get it”
*check my other botw headcanons!*