yeah

(Kassie|31|Consumer of eggs)

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[catasters]

[marinella-ela]

[rongzhi]

抱抱/Baobao ("Huggies") the cat

[waltersnowwhite-deactivated2013]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[warriormale]

The locker room and shower is the Inner Sanctum of Manliness.

There is no place where more secrets are shared than in the fight gym locker room.

Manliness is on full display here because the dominant culture is Outside and kept Outside.

So Manliness is on full display here, with nude Man Muscle, Cocks and Balls.

It’s important to be nude in the locker room.

All Men need to realize that nudity is Good and very healthy for Men, no matter what the Consumer Culture says about it.

Fighting and nudity.

Men bond through Eros, that love of Manliness produced and nourished by fighting .

Cherish your nudity!

Be Proud of your trained and conditioned body!

Train and fight!

Be Manly!

WarriorMale

[spartan-officer-howard-crossbow]

[xanaxfarts]

[solidsnake]

How did you get this url???!

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[sympolite]

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

[epidaleacalamita]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[the-real-skeletor]

FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY

[columboscreens]

[yuzupool]

special beam cannon

[mysterydruids]

"oh don't worry about me, I'll just be charging my special beam cannon. Wife calls it Makankōsappō, but that's too hard for me so I just go with special beam cannon."

[pangur-and-grim]

just watched Belphie swan dive off the cat tree and belly-slam into the edge of the coffee table. my man.........I can keep you alive, but you gotta work with me here. we can do this together.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

fuck my gay wizard life i’m so used to talking out my ass like a nobleman that at the doctors today i said “is it within your power to prescribe me something like that?” and she LAUGHED AT ME “i like the way you phrased that, yes it’s within my power”