Hungry and Sleepy

Keep on truckin’

[original-honeychiles]

This is the Target Dress Challenge - they fancied it up with a knife,gun and a cute bunny. I say they win

These are some other prime candidates

[depsidase]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

[alopexplasma]

this is *lovingly* animated

[hetamushitama]

oh god and then i unmuted it

[badjokesbyjeff]

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

“qwertyuiop” beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

[cipheramnesia]

I’m legitimately wondering if there’s any reason a neovagina has to look especially realistic since it’s not like I’m gonna be seeing it all the time and genitals aren’t super aesthetic anyway so maybe I can get a discount if the doctor doesn’t have to like perfectly craft every fold of the vulva, like it’s not gonna be particularly deep or wide for me anyway, just gimme something that’s works and is easy to clean and knock a few bucks of the price, I’m not asking for Michaelangelo’s labia or anything y'know, I appreciate maybe the doctor won’t give me teeth or tentacles down there but at the same time I’m not going to get into a relationship with someone if they feel like they gotta conduct a 120 point snatchspection just to confirm my cunt meets the fuckability codes, I’m sure as shit not pushing babies out it and there’s no reason to overcomplicate taking a wee, so why not go for something a little more aerodynamic and low rez right?

[cipheramnesia]

this is the sort of post that terfs screen capture and go apeshit over

[junemondegreen]

I don’t think Michaelangelo would be good at crafting vaginas anyway

[cipheramnesia]

You come in here, on the day of my cousin’s daughter’s aunt’s roommate’s best friend’s wedding, on this day you come to me and be funnier on my own post.

[jonsibn]

take it.

[theartingace]

A pouch like that seems super comforting, all nice and warm and secure next to momma centaur

so comfee and cozy, with room for friends!

[lackadaisycats]

Happy Thanksgiving, to anyone celebrating! And if you’re not, I hope you’re having a lovely day too!  Thank you, Lackadaisy readers/watchers for your interest, kind support and patience while we work on this film. We’re giving it everything we’ve got! Rough animation here by the wonderful Squiderdoodle.

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Lackadaisy.com  |  LittleDaisyCafe.com

[afeelgoodblog]

She’s a wonderful contribution to humanity!

[fuzzycricket]

Her name is Nzambi Matee!

[wachinyeya]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ocean-pollution-kenya-plastic-bricks-eye-on-earth/  

“I get excited when I see waste,” the materials scientist told Patta, “because I know that’s life for us.”

The fact that plastic does not sink is precisely what intrigued Matee.

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“It took us about nine months just to make one brick.”

One brick wasn’t enough, but that was no problem for a woman who likes to get her hands dirty. Next, she built a machine to mass produce the plastic bricks. First the waste is sorted to remove rubble and metal, and then the plastic is baked — just like “making cookies,” joked Matee — before the boiling mixture is molded into building blocks. Her setup can churn out as many as 2,000 per day, and they’re 35% cheaper than standard bricks, and up to seven-times stronger. 

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Kenya’s fight against plastic pollution isn’t just a homegrown issue. It’s complicated by the fact that, two years ago, the U.S. exported more than one billion pounds of plastic waste to 96 nations, including Kenya. Now Washington wants to make the shipment of more plastic waste a condition of a proposed trade deal.

Greenpeace activist Amos Wemanya believes Kenya can barely manage its own waste, let alone recycle America’s.

Matee agrees that countries should keep their waste in their own backyards, and she intends to make good on what she calls her triple threat:

“The more we recycle the plastic, the more we produce affordable housing… the more we created more employment for the youth,” she said.

Like many young Kenyans, Matee is passionate about saving the environment, but it’s not just words. She’s hoping that through her actions, the mountain in Dandora will become a mere hill.

[kanda-franca]

here’s a link to her video from business insider! she has a really lovely personality and her dedication really shines through

https://youtu.be/iFcPqXxAUWM

Nzambi Matee also acknowledges the issue of micro plastics that come from these bricks (in the vid they’re used as footpaths but they also talked about roads).

[leaving-earth]

[6qubed]

best callback in star trek best one everyone else shut up

[iamtheocean-deactivated20211023]

[bunnyfood]

“My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders…”

(Source: Ben Voytas)

[icedsilver]

Jorse

[ihasafandom]

finally, an answer to how a horse would wear jeans

[justareallyboredfangirl]

[raidfozan]

ثنائيات

Adam Styka (1890-1959)

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[blogpalindromeblog]

I’m screaming why would he say this

[prose-n-scripts]

so I go to animation school now

[calico-and-lace]

please unmute this

[dazzleyourmindseye]

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

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