[duvgaleni]

>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

[dani-reblogs-thangs]

@vague-magnus-archives if you haven't been tagged already...

[s-h-a-s-e]

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[lazer-screwdriver]

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

[paintingpuff]

saw this comment and i had to

[swoodthis]

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT @paintingpuff IS AN ANGLERFISH

[paintingpuff]

YOU KNOW TOO MUCH

[crevicedwelling]

You will soon know more about worms

[stitchposts]

[a-wild-haggis]

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

[a-wild-haggis]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Reclaiming “the ol’ ball and chain” by using it to refer exclusively to my phone

[charl0ttan]

okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time

[evilwizard]

see, this ain’t so bad

[evilwizard]

i’m about to reverse the flow of time

[virtualgirladvance]

@evilwizard

[strawberrytsuki]

Hey do any of you know anyone who can reverse the flow of time?

[foxboy-angel]

Call me a blunt the way I should be passed around by a bunch of alternative women

[youthlessdrugs]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[youthlessdrugs]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

new theory: DB Cooper hid in mid-air until the morning of September 11, 2001, when he hijacked four passing airplanes

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[churchofthemimic]

Ominous collection for your viewing pleasure.

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[greeniery]

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

[greeniery]

chuckles darkly

[plant-based-person]