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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[vanishintoyou]

sophie describing her trash husband to strangers: he's the greatest wizard ever but he's a selfish bastard obsessed with his looks and also a coward and i love him very much

[whitepeopletwitter]

Didn’t see that twist

[volk-swag-genitalia-deactivated]

i love you rain, i love you cold air, i love you sound of raindrops hitting the rooftops, i love you cloudy skies

[girl-good-lessons]

I am cute, yes, but I'm also a weird little creature

[targent]

ppl who reblog/reply to posts like "op what the FUCK does this mean" need to just have a little whimsy in their lives

[mega-wiener]

hey op what the FUCK does this mean

[targent]

*snaps my fingers and teleports you to one of those deep ocean volcanic vents that crabs feed off of and watches intently to see what kills you first, the heat, the pressure, or the lack of oxygen*

[targent]

i just knew one of you clowns would say this. the crabs farm bacteria on their carapaces and filter the bacteria through their comb-like mouths, and don't have the size, strength, or dexterity to kill a human swiftly.

someone would die of environmental causes faster than the crabs would even be able to reach them. they would perhaps scavenge the corpse.

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

underestimating crabs is deeply unwise

[victorfrankensteinsuggestion]

Whatever *succumbs*

[hollandwhore]

[ignorethepineapples]

me and the girlies watching the government collapse

[lorenzo-the-dummy]

[important-animal-images]

[tsscat]

quick someone colonize britain while they're weak

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[kristina100000]

there is slay in the flop era and there is flop in the slay era you will live through this

[mpreg-harrystyles]

[trashboat]

op change your url challenge

[lemondorp]

I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.

[afeelgoodblog]

Fantastic idea

[durnesque-esque]

Article about it here. 

[nougatto-archived]

what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in the city (bus rapid transit, train stations). Just removing highway alone isn’t going to make traffic better, the bigger part of the story is that they improved public transportation. And the current mayor wants to do more - cyclist lanes and reinstate a tram system

[toawk]

@charlesoberonn

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