Tall Bison

Mostly stuff and things.

[tallbison]

[saucierthanthou]

okay so apparently the word master is pronounced as “shifu” in chinese (i watched Ip Man with my bf the other day)

in kung fu panda, the red panda is called master shifu

so his name is literally master master

[ruinedchildhood]

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

[flowerful-life]

There are 3 types of people •Those who are happy and reblog commenting on pride •Those who make it about race • and those who are distracted by the fact individual skittles are called lentils

[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

same

[officialunitedstates]

To be read as if it was slam poetry, slowly with building momentum

When I was younger, I used to wonder, why we planted trees that weren’t fruit trees.  Why alder instead of apple, oak instead of orange, cedar instead of cherry?  It wasn’t till later, that I learned, that, sometimes, people do things without expecting anything in return.

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

[ellenfromnowon]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[amb00bs]

I am all about this

[girlslob]

I’m that guy dancing as he walks in the background

[starline]

This is how I want the world to be always. 

[ghostsfacer]

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

[ghostsfacer]

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[clonerightsagenda]

Further tales from my brother’s DnD adventures: one of his friends had a character that was two gnomes in a trench coat. Even the DM didn’t know (despite the player’s comment that his character had abnormally short arms, and his penchant for asking WHERE enemies had landed a hit) until one of them died.

[mochachild]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[dustinteractive]

RIP John Glenn

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

This is a very misleading headline about a solar eclipse

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

god tier click bait