mistymonster’s reblogs

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[captainludraws]

10 years ago

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[carlyraejepsans]

* And then, when we got to the village…

* They were the one that wanted to…

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[secondlina]

We walk as companions! The popular fox and crow adventuring strip is now available as a print.

Sorry that took me forever to draw, I'm so slow these days when it comes to big illustrations!

[triforce-princess]

what is the scariest monster in the entire legend of zelda series for you? i'm not talking in terms of difficulty, i mean in terms of pure instinctual fear, even if it's not that hard of a monster to defeat, one you still avoid after repeat playthroughs. for me it's the gloom hands from tears of the kingdom and the giant octos from wind waker, and to some extent the wind waker floormasters and the wind waker redeads. i thought about making this a poll but i'm unsure how much variance there is in other's experiences. just curious how much others either relate or differentiate from myself. drop your answer in the comments or the tags

[vanemiin]

Some older artworks of my sweet forest children to brighten your day becuase I remember reading in the prima guide for Wind Waker that Fado was a close friend of the hero of time so I imagined how cute it would be if they'd hung out with Saria too 🌱

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[artful-browniebites]

Turn around vid for three of the mugs <3

Gonna be working with @the-east-art to put these up on her shop in the next week or two, so keep an eye there if you’re interested ^-^

[bgm05]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just had an argument with someone who was like “why would we settle for food stamps when we could have universal basic income?”

And it’s just like. People need food right now you know.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hippie church moms donating quinoa chips to my local food bank have done more for me materially than any internet idealist ever has.

[what-even-is-thiss]

People get pissed at me for being a pragmatist in my political ideals but I’ve been in the position where I was out of food right now.

And who helped me with that? Not people calling for some nebulous revolution. Not people telling me that the system was useless. Not people preaching at me to grow my own food. It was a church food bank partially funded by the state of Texas that some southern hippies donated a bunch of Whole Foods nonsense to.

And you know what? I’m sick and tired of defeatism. What can we get done right now, huh? Are you gonna accept something a bit better to help people right now or are you waiting for your perfect utopia to come to you?

Yeah, UBI is better than the quinoa chips. Sure. But right now the quinoa chips are stopping people from going hungry and if all we can do is get the food bank quinoa chips to more people, then I say so be it. That’s something. I’ll almost always take baby steps over nothing.

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[anukfilli]

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[mmmwafflesart]

Skyward Sword has this potion that lets you be invincible for a whole 3 minutes and I fear what Link could do in that span of time

[thefallenland]

whole house mad