in my defence im stupid as hell your honour

she/her // 34 // fangirl on main

[novemberthee5th]

spn hiatus creations | week 7 favorite relationship➝ dean & castiel  

[2ear-tr9p]

Why so blue

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[dogpuppy]

[viralfrog]

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[reddoo-k]

i forgot i did this long ago

gotta continue watching naruto istg

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[authortobenamedlater]

Tolkien literally wrote The Hobbit as a bedtime story for his son Christopher.

Also my dad read it to me when I was seven. I read it on my own when I was about 10.

[anexperimentallife]

My 5yo has asked me to read it to her periodically since I tried it out on her when she was four. She dances to the "carefully with the plates" song. And when I make up other little bedtime stories she sometimes asks me to include her "friends" Bilbo, Gandalf, and the Dwarves.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[woman-respecter]

longest nonstop flight you have been on?

i have never been on a plane

less than 2 hours

2-4 hours

4-6 hours

6-8 hours

8-10 hours

10-12 hours

12-14 hours

14-16 hours

more than 16 hours (!)

Voting ended onJul 17

if you feel comfortable share the route and the time in your tags!

[were--ralph]

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

[evengirlierballs]

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

[were--ralph]

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite