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I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

“That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

marithlizard

The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them. The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover. He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll. Instant spiritual bonding experience. Overcome with emotion, he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor. “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes. “The prophecy was true. This is the chosen one. This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”

greeds

whitepeopletwitter

kultklassic

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

russiawave

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa - a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we’re not sure if it’s even a cat

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella.

the list is endless.

artist https://twitter.com/Filkit1 Here is their twitter

and here is their Vk: https://vk.com/filkit

hodlmyvodka

#гори гори моя страна

nomuzawa

but heavy is the crown that’s always hidden, tender is the heart you never see hard and fast shines the grin that we flash, but there’s a vulnerable stripe or two on me (cheshire kitten - s. j. tucker)

The Mighty Nein Series: Mollymauk

langernameohnebedeutung

DW broke the German supermarket experience down to its bare essentials

spockgirl

I don’t headcanon anything I just know and perceive the truth

chickenfarmersan

iatemydogtastewasgood

steakplissken

I love this lady though because she always gives like a minute long explanation that possums aren’t naturally pets and hers are all ones people brought to nature centers and can’t be returned to the wild, so please do not kidnap possums.

Also she’s a little out there but in the best way