female manipulator

im in love w taron egerton, the smiths, and yeah i write fanfiction sometimes

[haredjarris]

favourite lesser-known wham song (aka any that’s not wake me up before you go-go, club tropicana or last christmas)[silly edition]

the one about edging (the edge of heaven)

the cover abt eating canned corn & jumping in a river (where did your heart go)

the one about hating your job and getting baby-trapped (everything she wants)

the one that’s anti straight marriage (young guns go for it)

the one about being so fucking depressed and not knowing why (blue)

the cover about being a fuckbot (love machine)

the one about having terrible body image (nothing looks the same in the light)

Voting ended onJun 8, 2023

[heysucker1963]

WHAM! Documentary out on Netflix on July 5th!!!

[taranwithano]

everyone welcome @heysucker1963 back to tumblr!! george michaels number 1 fan fr

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[scoobycool9]

For those who are like- huh… here’s a translation

1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)

2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)

3) Partake in self care

[sadclowncentral]

STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.

STRAIGHT SEX??????

[s-castillo]

let’s not leave out any of the unfettered rage

[sreegs]

gorbachev.

[agentkikirogers]

God: *creates James Buchanan Barnes*

God: "I'd like to see someone try and top that!"

Steve Rogers enters the room: "I'll top that."

[lowkeyed1]

what do you say/do if someone knocks on the bathroom door

"just a minute!"

"occupied!"

"somebody's in here!"

"somebody's in here!" (john mulaney version)

"come in!"

freeze (you're not good under pressure)

climb out the window

knock back

incoherent garbling

other (explain yourself! in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[rosespacesingout]

How fucking dare you hide this in the tags

[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

[pettyprocrastination]

[nnothinginparticular]

nothing beats that pure feeling of pride whenever i read a fanfiction and there’s a smiths song referenced

[dingdongyouarewrong]

just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it

[catboymoments]

how y’all feelin

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[megapanguin]

no hyperbole, Knives Out needs the MCU treatment

I want Benoit Blanc in like 28 movies that builds up to one giant murder mystery with all of his companions teaming up Endgame style

[servantofchaos]

[captainsolocide]

[ID: A screenshot of a TikTok with the comment section visible. A comment from TikTok user orbmek in the TikTok says "In placement of 'Daddy' is 'Themmy' acceptable?" A comment by user mothmele in the comment section says "Can't people just give normal compliments like 'you're hot?'" The creator of the original video, ghostisposting, replies "no they have to come up with a new word that sounds like a slur for goblins in lord of the rings." End ID]

[pestopasta]

well well well

[devieklutz]

I’ve seen a lot of commentary on the English parts of Goncharov (1971) but absolutely nobody is talking about the Russian and how much depth it adds!

The bit where Andrey turns to Goncharov and calls him ‘друг сердца’! The drama of it! The homoromantic undertones! Why are people sleeping on this?

And how about how Katya uses ‘любимы’ as a nickname for every man EXCEPT Goncharov who you’d think would be the only one ‘deserving’ of that nickname given they’re supposed to be the main couple! It adds so much!