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Designation: LuZee (A fusion of the human name Lucy and the word Zee, which describes a vast ocean in a huge cave, where the city of London was brought to after being stolen by bats. (don't ask) )
Attached genitals: female
Gender: Can I eat that? (If not, I don’t want it)
Construction Date: 28th January 1990
Birth Sign: Aquarius
House: Ravenclaw
Believes: A lot of weird stuff. But I’m too tired to explain. (But would you ask I would bury you under a heap of weird stuff that makes a creepy amount of sense... probably)
Special abilities: Deconstructing your perception of reality in less than 20 minutes / Writing stories on the fly that still make sense / Seeing beauty and aesthetics in everything
Bugs: Autism / too weird for literally everyone













