not an aspiring rapper

28/M/USA

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[bogleech]

Oh my god you can see him really acting natural with it, going where he wants, stopping and looking around, not confused or clumsy with it. they really gave this turtle a little mobility aid it took to.

[rhiorhino]

@keyofjetwolf

[alsojetwolf]

DELIGHTFUL

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

[stydixa]

Gee, Scraps, you didn’t have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity. Scooby-Doo (2002) Dir. Raja Gosnell

[frutiguro]

[ultrafacts]

[hadibebudami]

[cheddar-baby]

[wizardshark]

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

[body-knows-best]

I’m having a meltdown. When I was 9 years old I read an article in a magazine called Backyard Adventures about how this antelope, the saiga, was on the verge of extinction. I enlisted the help of my best friend and launched a fundraising campaign called Save the Saigas. We sold lemonade, had bake sales, sold belongings, yelled at strangers as they passed in their cars. Our parents were able to match the money we made. Our school helped. It wasn’t much, it didn’t save them, but it helped the organization at least a little bit.

Y’all. The saigas have been saved. A little piece of my passionate child heart that has seemed hopelessly lost and endlessly disappointed for a long time feels so soothed. Maybe it’s not all hopeless. Maybe our efforts aren’t a complete waste. Maybe we keep trying and actually hope for the best.

[junglejim4322]

Still obsessed with the fact “haters you should kill yourself” is a real Nicki Minaj lyric

[throathole]

[flygrlkey]

she’s that girl

[depsidase]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[woolandflax]

[hazelsmazecave]

[unamusedsloth]

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

Free him

[elena]

let him get his hair done!!!!!!!!!!!!

[onesevensevenfiftythree]

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world's bs

[blog-anglophonic]

[yokelfelonking]

[heropirate]

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

[amethysthealer]

Thanks bob

[kristina100000]

[rambling-shark]

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

[cephalophor]

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

[cosmicibe]

mf aint even read the patch notes