Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.
HELL YEAH WE ARE

if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

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izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
will byers stan first human second
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noise dept.
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.
HELL YEAH WE ARE
Something Really Overlooked In Artemis Fowl, Book 1
I’m rereading Artemis Fowl (again again again I know) and we need to talk about how Artemis questions his actions after seeing that Holly is a female, but not because he thinks of women and girls as inherenty weak, but because of the connection to Angeline Fowl and Juliet, prominent female figures in his life that he loves and respects.
THANK YOU EOIN. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU! I NOTICED THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME I READ BOOK 1 AND
ARTY MY BOI
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin
English has alternating stress patterns that indicate whether related words are nouns (first syllable stressed) or verbs (second syllable stressed):
Noun: récord Verb: recórd
(x)
My fucking god!! This is why English does the thing!!!!
contract
contract
FINALLY IT MAKES SENSE
it’s the most subtle difference but it’s beautiful.
This is why English should be written with accents.
my mind is blown
As a native english speaker i didnt realise this shit and spent the past 5 minutes trying to work out what the difference was
Perfect
Perfect
There’s a freshman kid in my college marching band this year and his name is, i kid you not, Danny Fenton.
This is him on Halloween:
The best part is, although his hair is spraydyed for this picture, he’s actually almost fully gray at the age of 18.
He is actually going ghost
omfg it took me like two minutes to realize it wasn’t the guy in the sheet
fun fact: person in the sheet was the “holey ghost”
Fuck dude this is still circulating?? Dan is a gottdamnd senior now
Art Challenge
Send me a character and one of the following words
Sassy
Angry
Upset
Love
Blushing
Pervy
Excitement
vshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You are valid. It’s okay, it’s okay.
Step 1,2 3…. But, the best self defense is awareness.
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please reblog this, this could save a life
Practice this with friends or parents, especially the ones to get out of a hold. You can’t just pull these off on the theory.
Women in Canada, check to see if there’s any Wen-do program in your area you can attend; It’s a style of self defence that focuses on women protecting themselves from violent men, and teaches not just moves, but also what steps should be taken in certain types of situations, including how to determine when and how to use ‘soft’ techniques (not potentially lethal), and ‘hard’ techniques (potentially lethal), and is designed for people of any fitness level. However, I’m not sure if it has caught on in other countries, and it may cost money to take the basic course. But if it’s available, I recommend it.
The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.
#Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
This is my new favorite real life fan theory
for all my fellow LGBTQIA+ pals!
for all my fellow LGBTQIA+ pals!
the best responses to ivanka trump’s bullshit pride month tweet
Holly, holding a marshmallow doll: I made a marshmallow Root!
Holly: His arms are crossed ‘cause he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like him?
Root: …
Root, choked up: …He’s fine.