My Personal Pensieve

About Me: Asa, 24, white, queer, cis (she/her pronouns) freeshootingzora is my girlfriend~

[aeryglow]

Enjoy this tutorial I made!!

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[balioc]

The opposite of “bonfire” is, presumably, “malice.”

[hemipelagicdredger]

Hey English language, fuck you, wow

[alisonzai]

[archatlas]

Space Erik Olson

[fujifingerz]

[glumshoe]

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

[incog-nemo-deactivated20200628]

A hollow voice echos under your bed, shaking you to your core, “You’re hired.”

[foxbirdy]

XVIII: The Moon

“The Moon is the card of illusion and deception, and therefore often suggests a time when something is not as it appears to be. Keywords: Illusion, fear, anxiety, subconscious, intuition.”

[porterr-robinson]

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

This is from a list of canon swear words

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

*peppers these into my regular conversation*

[alicentsgf]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jian Guo 

Alignments: ∎ Lawful Good  ∎ Neutral good  ∎ Chaotic good  ∎ Lawful neutral  ∎ Absolute neutrality  ∎ Chaos neutrality  ∎ Lawful evil  ∎ Neutral evil ∎ Chaotic evil

[headspace-hotel]

WHOA

[thesoupistoohot]

barbie turns 60 this year, so i wanted to draw her closer to her ‘real’ age

a foxy grandma

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[artofkace]

Glimmadora wedding kiss for a ko-fi request - these outfits aren’t very traditional but I sure had fun designing them (and drawing this sweet smooch 💖💖)

[weirdlandtv]

[scavengedluxury]

No change there then.

[ineffably-good]