Tessa

Just a blog looking for some humour, animal posts and teddies to help get through the day.

[taser10124]

Haven’t posted in... years. In University, no longer so sad about people who were f***heads. Enjoying my life crocheting, studying and watching youtubers. Life gets better, you just might realise the simple things in life is what makes you happy.

@setheverman love your videos, always a nice surprise seeing a video from you after centuries since the last.

@therealjacksepticeye keep on LAUGHing and being you, you don’t need to have green hair or play games from the past to make people happy, just be you as your community loves you for you.

@markiplier hoping you will recover, have been thoroughly enjoying the Markiplier Makes videos, glad you’re doing something you enjoy and not just sticking with gaming videos to keep viewers happy, keep being you with the greats @crankgameplays @lordminion @apocalypto_12 (who doesn’t have tumblr) @muyskerm (who doesn’t either) and anyone I missed out on

@danielhowell hoping you are feeling better soon and don’t let the pressure of fans bring you back, come back if you believe you are ready and just keep on taking care of yourself and living your life

@amazingphil loving your new channel theme and so glad you let yourself change despite being scared, change can be good and you smashed it out of the ball park and made your channel amazing as ever and corgi’s are always a fantastic touch

Thank you guys for everything you’ve done, you mean the world to so many people. I hope everyone mentioned or not has a wonderful day and to anyone struggling life does get better, sometimes it can take a fucking long time but it gets so much better. In life we need to appreciate the things that irritate us the most and the things we cherish the most as we never know when our last chance to enjoy or be annoyed with those things will be. Keep on living, enjoy the ideas of the future but don’t forget to live in the present and do what makes you happy even if it is something small xx

[thetaylorswiftarmy]

MAY YOU MEET YOUR FAV IN 2016

[thisloveispizza]

DONT RISK IT ALWAYS REBLOG

[tsukikoneko]

what if the ship name for anakin and padme was anime

[tomorrow-is-forever-all-ours]

kiss kiss fall in lava

[taser10124]

me: oh I forgot to eat lunch today

A Neurotypical: how can you forget to EAT LUNCH? no one FORGETS to EAT! eating is IMPORTANT and NO ONE forgets to eat!

me: *looks into the camera like I'm in The office*

[mrstewie30]

time for a new funny joke.

our lives if donald trump becomes president.

[mrstewie30]

And here comes everyones new favorite ship..

Jacksepticnye (ill let you figure it out)

[mrstewie30]

First friend: “hey guess what! One plus one equals window! Haha lol” Me now if i ever hear it: “actually one plus one equals your fucking death if you dont stop being a little bitch.”

[thomas-shelby]

kylo ren according to tumblr

[fangirlinglikeabus]

[scrungass]

@foxyjoy TURN ON THE SOUND

[nissa-treehugger-blog]

Why this work

[bace-jeleren]

THIS IS FRUSTRATING

[maenji]

WHERES THAT ONE VIDEO WHERE SOME ANON COMPLAINS YOU CANT SLAP THE SNK OP ONTO EVERYTHING??????

[discoverynews]

Switch off your sperm with this new male birth control

[whatwindsmeup]

Experience the sinking feeling, that anxious self doubt of “did I leave my balls on?” (a sensation similar to the nagging feeling you’ve left the iron on or the stove but with fewer house fires and more unintended pregnancies)

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

this looks crazy painful

[corden]

id rather just have the kid(s)

[lamarodomwhowasoncrack-deactiva]

if i witnessed someone turning their balls off like this id jump out the nearest window tbh……

[violaslayvis]

this is disgusting i don’t want machinery inside my ballsack

[zohbugg]

Yeah no who’d want this amazing reversible birth control? Let’s just keep forcing birth control on women, making them take pills that literally include side effects like hormonal imbalances, blood clots, heavier and longer bleeding which can lead to anemia, and literally “sudden death”. Because birth control should definitely be the responsibility of women only.

Men are so weak that they can’t stand the thought of something inside their ball sacks. I have an IUD, motherfuckers. I HAD SOMETHING METAL PAINFULLY SHOVED THROUGH MY CERVIX INTO MY UTERUS TO TRY TO PREVENT PREGNANCY. No anesthetic, no numbing. Just a rod right up my cervix. Wanna know what that feels like? Not pleasant. Oh! And I got an IUD because hormonal birth control pills were causing migraines and heart palpitations. But something in your balls? Nah fuck that shit, that sounds invasive.

Y’all over here saying you’d rather have the kids then take the burden of birth control and family planning off your woman and let her continue to suffer with the current forms of birth control that don’t even work 100% of the time? You’d literally rather have to be responsible for a human being for 18 years than get a simple 30 minute procedure on your fucking saggyass ballsack? Are you fucking serious?

I’m just saying it’s better to be shot at by a gun with no bullets than be shot at wearing a bulletproof vest. And the bullet proof vest might kill you even when you’re not being shot at. 

Science has been trying to push male birth control for ages and I’m fucking sick and tired of nothing ever getting funding, or getting FDA approval, or getting recognized as a responsibility for everyone, and certainly not just the responsibility of women. Fuck this patriarchy bullshit. 

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

“Hey, take this potentially lifethreatening medicine for literally the next 40 years of your life, because I don’t want to touch my own balls for a half second.”

[ishtarelisheba]

Yes, men have fewer options for personal birth control, because literally almost every single form of it is rejected by them for ridiculous reasons that are far less than or equal to the discomfort or side-effects involved in birth control methods that involve solely women. 

It all boils down to men not giving a fuck about the women they have sex with as long as they aren’t inconvenienced. They would rather a woman take ~40 years worth of pills that can cause a heap of life-threatening health problems, or have invasive surgery, or have an IUD, or or or anything as long as it means they don’t have to do shit. Look at how many men don’t even want to use a condom. I mean, hey, a 30 minute outpatient surgery to install an invisible switch that doesn’t affect their long term fertility at all is too much trouble or too painful. But fuck knows these are the same guys who would tell their girlfriends or wives to go get an IUD or have a tubal ligation like it’s a mani-pedi. Assholes.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I vote we literally just stop having sex with them.

[nefepants]

Okay but all that other stuff aside, this is an amazing invention?? Because controlling the flow of sperm makes more sense than stopping ovulation. (It makes more sense to take the bullets out of a gun vs. putting on a bullet proof vest just in case the gun goes off kind of logic, I figure.)

And on top of that, this will eliminate the need for vasectomy and reverse vasectomy procedures. So I really hope this will be a widely produced thing, and I hope it won’t be too expensive to produce and distribute.

[wittacism241253-deactivated2016]

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

[discoverynews]

Switch off your sperm with this new male birth control

[whatwindsmeup]

Experience the sinking feeling, that anxious self doubt of “did I leave my balls on?” (a sensation similar to the nagging feeling you’ve left the iron on or the stove but with fewer house fires and more unintended pregnancies)

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

this looks crazy painful

[corden]

id rather just have the kid(s)

[lamarodomwhowasoncrack-deactiva]

if i witnessed someone turning their balls off like this id jump out the nearest window tbh……

[violaslayvis]

this is disgusting i don’t want machinery inside my ballsack

[zohbugg]

Yeah no who’d want this amazing reversible birth control? Let’s just keep forcing birth control on women, making them take pills that literally include side effects like hormonal imbalances, blood clots, heavier and longer bleeding which can lead to anemia, and literally “sudden death”. Because birth control should definitely be the responsibility of women only.

Men are so weak that they can’t stand the thought of something inside their ball sacks. I have an IUD, motherfuckers. I HAD SOMETHING METAL PAINFULLY SHOVED THROUGH MY CERVIX INTO MY UTERUS TO TRY TO PREVENT PREGNANCY. No anesthetic, no numbing. Just a rod right up my cervix. Wanna know what that feels like? Not pleasant. Oh! And I got an IUD because hormonal birth control pills were causing migraines and heart palpitations. But something in your balls? Nah fuck that shit, that sounds invasive.

Y’all over here saying you’d rather have the kids then take the burden of birth control and family planning off your woman and let her continue to suffer with the current forms of birth control that don’t even work 100% of the time? You’d literally rather have to be responsible for a human being for 18 years than get a simple 30 minute procedure on your fucking saggyass ballsack? Are you fucking serious?

I’m just saying it’s better to be shot at by a gun with no bullets than be shot at wearing a bulletproof vest. And the bullet proof vest might kill you even when you’re not being shot at. 

Science has been trying to push male birth control for ages and I’m fucking sick and tired of nothing ever getting funding, or getting FDA approval, or getting recognized as a responsibility for everyone, and certainly not just the responsibility of women. Fuck this patriarchy bullshit. 

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Lost in the Margins (9/29/15): A Delaware councilman and a local NAACP are calling for a federal investigation into the death of Jeremy McDole. Police were called out to respond to a report that a man shot himself in a parking lot. When they arrived, they found McDole bleeding in his wheelchair. Multiple officers fired at least 10 shots into Jeremy, claiming his was waving a gun at them menacingly. Witness videos challenged this narrative (warning, the video features very graphic images) however, showing a clearly injured McDole without a gun and struggling with commands. Police begun to revise their account of what occurred. On Monday, they announced finding a gun by his side, instead of in his hands, and have just stopped short of saying “he got what he asked for.”

McDole sits at a unique intersection often ignored in the conversation on police brutality: violence against people who are potentially suffering through a mental illness and those who are a living with a physical disability. He also is one on a growing list of people who the police were originally called out to help, but instead were killed (like James Anderson several days later). These victims of state violence are often the most convenient to label as worthy of lethal force, as many do in fact have a weapon. However, even when police are aware of the potential mental state of these citizens, they do nothing to adjust their approach/tactics. In essence, people like McDole are doubly pathologized, not just for being black but for also being sick. More must be done to uplift the stories of Tanisha Anderson, Janisha Fonville, Lavall Hall, James Anderson, and countless others who have been stolen from us. Rest in Power. We fight for you now too. #staywoke #farfromover

McDole was also killed on the same day as unarmed 19-year old Keith McLeod (who was murdered by police after pointing his fingers like a gun). 

[mew-f-o]

I have a feeling this might be the last straw? Fuck this.

[taser10124]

signs as DOAB songs

aries: victorious

taurus: the good, the bad and the dirty

gemini: crazy=genius

cancer: impossible year

leo: don't threaten me with a good time

virgo: house of memories

libra: death of a bachelor

scorpio: emperor's new clothes

sagittarius: golden days

capricorn: house of memories

aquarius: hallelujah

pisces: LA devotee

[yars]

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.

[mirperput]

this is the realest thing I’ve ever read

[carrieffisher]

Carrie Fisher explains to a little boy what ‘bipolar’ means, at Indiana Comic Con 2015.

[kierstenwhite-deactivated201703]

I love her so much.

[jabberwockypie]

I will always reblog this because it’s the best description of bi-polar I have EVER seen. (Especially to people who don’t understand what mania means. You aren’t HAPPY, you’re very fast.) It was SO important to 15-year-old me to learn that PRINCESS LEIA (whose hair I have envied since age 7, btw) was bi-polar.

[nehirose]

she is so good and i love her so much, and so so much for TALKING about everything so frankly. (without losing an ounce of her humor).