Ashling 🐦‍⬛

19 | Latin and English-lit student at Uni | i love cats! 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[tastesliketherealthing]

Me walking around with my doctor friend at the mall: i kindof need some new headphones.

Doctor: oh yeah? where do you wanna-

[tastesliketherealthing]

me: no don't worry! they're not real apples!

[tastesliketherealthing]

Me walking around with my doctor friend at the mall: i kindof need some new headphones.

Doctor: oh yeah? where do you wanna-

[pisshandkerchief]

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

[tastesliketherealthing]

pouring Guinness for Irish people intimidates me.

[smiggles]

Dinner time fellas

[smiggles]

That bitch didnt stand a chance

[akashicrecord]

Liberals act like a man putting his beebo in another man's stinky is attractive or even legal. Traditional alphas know the only place a man should be sticking his beebo is his wife's candy/lala. Maybe SOMETIMES her stinky. if she's never farted or poopied. #Facts

[lavagoth]

Visit Original Link

[tinybed]

[tastesliketherealthing]

Why am I somewhere so niche that every article I find that's relevant to my argument is written by the same woman.

Great day for her, as I have checked literally of her books and essays out of the library, and now someone is unintentionally writing a companion to her works in their undergrad!

[tastesliketherealthing]

Salmacis and Hermaphroditus

Samuel van Hoogstraten, 1671-1676

(currently writing my Ovid essay, and crying because Hermaphroditus deserved better, but also because his story is ruining my essay argument so I have to start again)

[dogpuppy]

[tastesliketherealthing]

- i say to myself as i leave another essay i could have done so much better on (had i started sooner) until the last 6 days until its due.

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By sin.xline

[tastesliketherealthing]

crying

[inaloversquarrel]

[only-cat-memes]

[importantcatpics]