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kosmogrl

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

sandmandaddy69

ex-girlfiend

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mysteryteacup

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

kragehund-est

have you had your wisdom teeth removed?

no, never had any

no, i have them but they don't bother me

no, but they do bother me

yes, but only one was / some were removed

yes, all my wisdom teeth were removed

Voting ended onApr 14, 2025

#all four of them were impacted #although in the X-ray my one on the top left was really high up and seemed like it hadn't fully grown in #but they were like it's impacted and I was like ok I didn't got to oral surgeon school #but my oral surgeon also told me that my wisdom teeth on both sides weren't affecting my orthodontist work getting fucked up #which I find really hard to believe #so idk but he took all of them out and the intervinus didn't work

yaoiblackmold

They need a cigarette, but have YOU ever smoked a cigarette?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 31, 2025

No nuance

#I have so many people in my family addicted to cigs #so I swore my whole life that I would never smoke #but then in college my friends were telling me how AMAZING it feels to have a cigarette when you're drunk #and I was like ...fuck I wanna know what that feels like #so for a brief moment I was that person taking cigarettes from people at parties #but lucky I phased out of that #did get a juul but it gave me heart palpitations and freaked me out so I stopped that as soon as it started

anxietyproblem

jus-a-silly-little-ting-deactiv

Me when I stand in sunlight for 5 mins

Trump’s staff hides negative news from him to keep him happy. Musk was so affected by getting booed at Dave Chappelle's performance he had a mental breakdown. Their egos are horribly weak. This is how we defeat them—unyielding insults and mockery.

This is what we trained for. This is our moment. We need to get a lot louder and way more petty.

I believe in you.

beeefy

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

ryanthedemiguy

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

freudiandip

what kind of eyes do y’all have

liberalsarecool

Abolish Tesla.

seymour-butz-stuff

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

j-swin79

ultrareginarules

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

localgays2

troublealwaysfindsyou

the jump from 2019 to 2025 is insane

thememedaddy

tate-langdon-is-perfect

This reminds me when I had one of these phones except it was actually broken because every time I got a text it would vibrate for about a full minute and freeze up until it decided it was done vibrating. The logical solution was to turn it off vibrate but I for some reason refused to do that. But then these kids in my gym class found out about my phone acting like this and proceeded to spam text me a hundred times so it was literally stuck just vibrating for fuck knows how long and I got so annoyed I just chucked it. But I didn't just throw it like any normal amount because you see this was gym class and we were sitting at the very top of the bleachers so when I threw it IT LITERALLY FLEW IT SOARED LIKE A DAMN BIRD LITERALLY OUT THE DOORS OF THE GYM AND INTO THE HALLWAY but of course all that happened was the back fell off, the battery came out and when I assembled it was no longer vibrating for an hour straight and life went on..

#this is a true story #I had a lot of repressed rage in high school #funny

thememedaddy

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1000x

thememedaddy

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