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Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

fandomsandfeminism

Just a few more. This is a big trend.

royalturkeyz

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

bernardberniebern

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

rohie-deactivated20191102

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

thesnadger

Since once in a blue moon I actually discover a decent rule for adulting, and since I know I have followers a few years younger than me who are just entering the workforce, I want to tell you about a very important phrase.

“I won’t be available.”

Imagine you’re at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day off–coming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really don’t want to give up your day off.

If you consider yourself a millennial you’ve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if you’re a gen-Z kid you’re likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since you’re not doing anything important.

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.

Lie and say you’ve got a doctor’s appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.

The fact is, it doesn’t matter to your boss whether you’re having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you won’t be at work. So telling them why you won’t be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.

If you say “I won’t be available,” giving no further information, you’d be surprised how often that’s enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say “sorry, but I won’t be available.” But don’t make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, they’ll accept that as a ‘no’ and try to find someone else.

But bosses aren’t always professional. Sometimes they’re whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer is–politely and sympathetically give them no further information.

“Are you sure you’re not available?” “Sorry, but yes.”

“Why won’t you be available?” “I have a prior commitment.” (Which you do, even if it’s only to yourself.)

“What’s your prior commitment?” “Sorry, but that’s kind of personal.”

“Can you reschedule it?” “I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?”

If you don’t give them anything to work with, they can’t pressure you into going beyond your obligations as an employee. And when they realize that, they’ll also realize they have to find someone else to come in and move on.

yournewapartment

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kagetsukai

Just like with many other parts of life, learn to say ‘no’ to people. You are important. Don’t kill yourself for another person, esp. if they are your boss.

swagintherain

lissanaria-deactivated20220607

PETA being shredded renews my life.

meloetta

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

bewbin

did u lose again

meloetta

luminarai

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

bodyglitter

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

chrkrose

I just love the way Netflix promotes black mirror because it’s like each episode has it’s own poster, just like a movie poster (which they deserve because every episode is a whole new universe and it’s sooooooo good that I’m still amazed with this show).

Idk I just really like that.

Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

aliceinadultland

Why the ending to the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror was fucking terrifying

Read with caution if you do not want your happy perception of the ending ruined

So for me, this whole episode was as equally disturbing as it was beautiful, but then I realized that other people didn’t perceive it the same way my fucked up self did. Here’s why I thought that seemingly “happy ending” was an existential nightmare (btw if someone has already wrote about this I’m sorry and credit to them)

1. After I assumed that this episodes actual time period was around the 2030s, it really made the topic of euthanasia much more concerning

[How did I come up with 2030s? Bc Greg, (the nurse set up to marry Yorkie so she could legally consent to euthanasia) said she was 21 when she got into the car accident leaving her paraplegic, and that it was around 40 years ago. (So if her and Kelly’s “time period” (when they grew up?) was like around the late 80s that would make the present time around the 2030s)]

ANYWAY back to my point- so according to scientific belief, the 2030s has been projected to be the time of a serious over population issue.

Meaning that we’re going to have way too many old people, who just aren’t dying… and the food production and availability of clean drinking water will be a danger and a crisis worldwide (yikes)

2. Well then how could the government potentially handle this problem in a “Black Mirror” type of way? Hmmm… maybe we could trick the “old people” generation into killing themselves.

-Think about it, they have their free once a week trial runs in the gorgeous San Junipero to get hooked, and then they can decide whether or not to (kill themselves) and stay forever

3. Charlie Brooker has made it pretty clear that he doesn’t believe in the idea that consciousness can be transferred to technology as artificial intelligence. (White Christmas, Be Right Back)

-he’s shown us that A.I.s can imitate life, but they cannot feel emotions and 100% they are not the same as human organic life (I have to agree)

4. So these “dead people” partying around in San Junipero are just simulated video game characters. The system would have collected enough data on their personalities during their “free trial runs,” which basically was just like an awesome virtual reality program.

5. So that beautiful happy ending with Kelly and Yorkie driving off into the sunset with “Heaven on Earth” playing in the background… was so bleakly dark to me because they aren’t real. They’re just a simulated projected version of their real selves, and they didn’t do anything out of the ordinary to make me believe that it was really them either.

To me, Charlie Brooker’s ethical stance on life support (of individuals in a vegetable state) was made loud and clear.

He’s never made a happy ending before why would he start now?

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chessys

when people live their lives to their fullest potential… cant relate

rileymaya

“Yes! A garden metaphor! I love the garden metaphor! I just love ‘em!”

avvocarlo

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time