Sunset Blvd.

A.V, 20s, Ao3

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...

[destielmemenews]

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[kaban-bang]

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[he1b1azers]

desi john constantine. next

[he1b1azers]

I heard a rumour that if you slip Professor Constantine a pack of ciggies he'll give you an A. Wanna try?

[he1b1azers]

forcing myself to post this wip

[he1b1azers]

Dr. John Constantine, PhD, professor of an eclectic class taught 7:00-9:00PM every Friday where all he does is talk about his band with 1 charted single and smoke a pack of L&Bs.

I actually always forget I have a Tumblr. Sorry y'all.

[d3luliv]

How it feels when you've been searching for a fanfic about a specific charcter but they're so ooc you might as well be reading about someone else

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

detransitioner on public transit: “I took a northbound train for an hour and realized I was in the NORTH?! MAKE TRAINS ILLEGAL NOW.”

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

detransitioner at a bar: “I drank seven pints of beer and got drunk. BAN ALL ALCOHOL NOW.”

detransitioner at a dispensary: “I ate ONE gummy edible and was temporarily incapable of reading a restaurant menu. BAN ALL CANNABIS PRODUCTS NOW.”

detransitioner at a tattoo parlor: “I got a tattoo of Pickle Rick several years ago but nobody thinks it’s funny any more. BAN ALL TATTOOS NOW.”

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[par4n0id-andr0id]

CLAUDIA :DD

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[fishing-princess]

“Just write more f/f you lazy entitled lesbians” is not the response to posts about societal misogyny and its presence in fandom spaces that you people seem to think it is

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[petitcroc]

[astal-art]

fuck my stupid baka petrova life