☽ Queen Of The Sun☾

[grox]

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

[iheartvelma]

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[lostxanadu]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[renthebarbarian]

by talos this can’t be happening

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

[thefiresontheheight]

get yellow bile in there next to balance the humors of the phone

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you. I like the way you think. put on this little outfit I want to make you my royal advisor.

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Learn your history!!!!

[sexygaywizard]

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

[sexygaywizard]

ignore my url

[loveable-sea-lemon]

anyways

[catchymemes]

[hiroi-kikui]

[isabelopaque]

lrb

[thecaptainjacksparrow]

[nigelgraz]

Ngl chief not a week goes by where i don't think about Lesbian Vampires by Yutaka Hidaka

[kragehund-est]

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

they want lunch to be twenty bucks now

[sapphling]

hands are insane because they're the absolute sexiest part of a body veins tendons knuckles hair on the wrist and the back of the fingers bones and blood all close to the skin screaming I AM ALIVE AND I SHAPE THE WORLD AROUND ME freckles and scars and the cryptic spiral of a fingerprint on each digit but also you cover them up with gloves and they BECOME HOTTER for some reason. and then you take the gloves off and they're hotter again. science can't explain this