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formerly ishopeatsea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 25 aussie

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

[massivelimestonecube]

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

[teaboot]

How do you fuck up a website this bad

[shencomix]

[k-eke]

Choose your online engagement.

(Sorry for not posting as often as I used to, but I will never leave Tumblr <3)

[sweatermuppet]

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

[sweatermuppet]

terfs putting their filthy brain-rotted hands on this. block & move on & transsexualize yourself gleefully

[squarehammermp3]

They don’t want you to discover the irreversible effects of a happy life. Of being comfortable in your own body. Because once you know it’s possible, you’ll fight like hell to hold on to it.

[juney-blues]

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

[itsnickha]

[endivinity]

Saguaro redraw from some years back! good ol long cactus

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[butchstrahd]

[bintro]

[sickofeverythingmale2]

Yeah with your face full of makeup and impractical nails girl I’m sure your analysis of misogyny is real acute.

[raedas]

great example of misogyny! thank you for providing an example for the class :)

[lorn-art]

Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this

[actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle]

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[roach-works]

YOU GET IT

[dryadgurrl]

This is right up there with the advice of "never specify a firearm unless you're adding 'modified' in front of it."

Because if you write the specific firearm working in a way it doesn't, the people who know will be mad at you, and they've got the receipts, but if you specify that the specific firearm is modified then they'll be working out what kind of modifications make that operation possible.

The same goes for vehicles/engines/pretty much any machine, really.

[sioltach]

[raptorific]

This post came up in conversation once and I tried to google and find it but every variation on the caption I typed in made google hit me with their "hey man, maybe stop searching for racist memes" followed by 10,000 explicitly racist memes and, crucially, not this post. While I am glad this is a feature google has, it definitely did not help me find this post (which is not racist) but it did show me a lot memes (that were on purpose racist)

[cunt-flaps]

AHH I HATE HAVING FUCKIN SHIT TO DO ALL THE TIME

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

at times when the world's wretchedness threatens to overwhelm, i remind myself firmly that despite all else, it is within my power to go to the chinese grocery store frozen section and buy an utterly enormous bag of dumplings. and that helps

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are several ways to cook frozen dumplings but i will direct you on the best way:

heat small amount of oil in pot on med-high heat. add dumplings, cook 2 min until bottoms are golden crispy

add half-inch of water. cover pot, cook 7 min

drain water and cook 2 min until bottoms are again crispy

CONSUME

in the darkest of times happiness comes in moments of joy we claw out of the jaws of the mighty. and sometimes that means dumplings

[sabertoothwalrus]

since the teens brought back scene fashion without bringing back skinny jeans they've reinvented L death note

[sabertoothwalrus]

I'm so glad he's being properly appreciated

[wulfhalls]

me contemplating the human condition

[spnblog69]

[depsidase]