try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful
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try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful
i think every british journalist should just be gunned down
On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.
"I asked grok"
"I asked chatgpt"
ok well I asked Will Graham, and he closed his eyes and twitched for a while talking to himself and then opened them and started hyperventilating and shaking.
If you, for whatever reason, need extra motivation to vote tomorrow, 7th of May, then please know that racists and bigots are absolutely going to turn out and vote.
"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise
Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult
Stopia fy rhybuddio am gynnwys aeddfed dwi'n llythrennol yn oedolyn
from "The Queer Lives of Frogs" (found while doing research for intersex Kermit headcanons)
"People are not property!" - *loud cheering*
"This includes prisoners! They are not suddenly property of the state when they're convicted!" - *a little less cheering*
"And that includes children who are not their parents' property!" - *almost no cheering*
"What? I thought we said people aren't property?"
"animals also aren't property" *angry shouting*
Enough with shows about starships exploring space, give me the Star Trek version of The Pitt with Julian Bashir.
At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...
This is incredible.
??? hello
i kinda get it when dogs let out those big fucking sighs randomly. you gotta try it its very nice. just a big ole sigh.
On April 5th 2063, within minutes of the Vulcan ambassadorsโ arrival to Earth, the Wikipedia page for The Fermi Paradox was edited to include the wordsย โwasโ, notย โisโ.
Given how fast wikipedia updates I can see that happening. Maybe. Assuming that one of the potential Very Fast Updaters of the future lives in a place with reliable enough internet access post WW3.
Thereโs a heated argument in the discussion section between people who havenโt heard yet.
The page gets rolled back and then updates again by a guy whoโs been waiting for their signal strength to increase and actually got to the page first.
Someone asks if these โVulcansโ are really aliens or just cosplayers, starting a whole new discussion argument.
Meanwhile, on Vulcan, some poor sod has to update their wikipedia-equivalents page on humans, and wonders how to possibly phrase โS'chn T'gai Solkar kissed the first human to travel at warpโ without it sounding illogical.
Logipedia editor, updating the First Contacts page with an image of The Handshake: computer, render SolkarTheSlut.jpg
Hoardes of scandalised Vulcans: delete this
i think its beautiful that there are tortoises etc that have been in gay relationships longer than i have been alive
sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesnโt feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.
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we're not going to make it
we will make it
it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves
we will make it
but what if we don't wake up in the morning
we will make it
i don't see a future with me in it
we will make it
we'll give up long before then
we will make it
im scared
i love you. we will make it
The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.