that'll be $10.24

Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[segamascott]

[thebelchers]

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

made a little thing last night that i like to call snoopymisu

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[uniformincar]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

gay sex isnt this gay

[biglawbear]

The rituals have gotten so intricate

[everythingfox]

Wake up

[catchymemes]

[vedajuno]

i know it’s pretty stiff competition but I’d REALLY like to nominate Stygiomedusa gigantea as a hot contender for “most fucked up thing to blindly brush up against while swimming in the abyss”

[anxietyproblem]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[anxietyproblem]

[macbethheadband]

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[volach-deactivated20230326]

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

[prole-log]