very taysteh

| ♑ | INFP |  They/Them | All hail the Tay. Master of the fuckfaces. |

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Follower count equals gem. Tag your result!

[gemkids]

blue zircon, of course :y

[gemcrust]

i’m an amber

[ahhween]

zircon now!!

[gaartes]

Z. SQUAD

[vitreous-gem]

Zircon gurl!

[azurite-arts]

I’m a Citrine ^^

[minty-pearl]

[steampoweredcheetah]

I’m the basard gem

[taysteh]

[jenny-jinya]

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[pointnclickadventuregame]

famous soundcloud rapper ‘penis ridiculous’ caught swallowing live shrimp whole from a shrimp farm once again

[ryan-sometimes]

Sensory overload is such a weird feeling to describe. In a nutshell, sound is attacking me.

[madeofbees]

Today an escalator was squeaking really loudly and I told my sister it was eating my teeth.

[goddessofgamma]

I

Like

Big Thors

Itty bitty Thors

Armour Titty Thors

Little kitty Thors

I like them pretty Thors

With that hair tied

Get your nails did

Get that blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

[goddessofgamma]

I don’t discriminate

Come and get a taste

From the Ray Thors

To the gay Thors

[goddessofgamma]

Go and slay, Thors

You my fav Thors

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[cipheramnesia]

All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin cube.

[samcahntent]

Cursed Creature here

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts

[taysteh]

dickhead of psychology

[tagfer]

TAG YOURSELF: Detective Pikachu species descriptions

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

#ICONIC™

[soolagna-meow]

Haven’t posted in such a long time because of work but I’ve had a delightful time socialising with this Splendid Fairywren lately

[aphony-cree]

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

[sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor]

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

[aphony-cree]

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

[extreme-technicality]

May I present:

This monstrosity

[moonblossom]

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

[zoycitem]

My humble contributions

[hey--its--hay]

My Twinkies Halloween edition

[todesboten]

…

[catrinecat]

They know damn well what they’re doing.

[kiwimidnight]

[saphore]

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

[elemental-fa]

🔮 ~ Best scientist buds ~ 🔮

[ladyjencroft]

Well... 🤷🏻‍♀️