Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
“DNA doesn’t make a family, love does. ”
-The most true thing in this world said on my favorite show, The Fosters
IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
///that reaction tho///
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Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep
maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning
Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.
body: you are dying of The Heat
me: [removes blanket]
body: never have you been So Frozen
me: [sticks one leg out]
body: perfect
Demon to my now exposed leg:
me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT
me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
is that a platypus
Yes
THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
RATHER THE CHARACTER CATCHING FEELINGS.
80% tired 20% also tired
me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves
the world: ok here is an Opportunity
me:
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
My mum
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
@since-the-900s
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.