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Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
“It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written”
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
im like 95% harry potter and 5% bad decisions
That would make you Harry Potter
Harry is more 95% bad decisions and 5% Harry Potter
Pratt is 6’2” and Evans did not take a running start. That shit is impressive.
Chris Evans, everyone.
#dON’T BRING THIS BACK #IT STILL GETS ME OFF #MY BRA UNHOOKS ITSELF JUST BY THE MERE MEMORY
#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER
#shit i’ve been singing along to beyonce this past week
#agents hearing steve softly crying into his pillow every night
#theyre regretting bugging your phone #cause all u do is call black widow to talk about this cute jogger you’ve been running past all week
A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
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his is what i don’t get when I see meta posts about steve being out of chrarcter in aou because he wasn’t affected by his vision bruh chris evans’ acting is just so subtle and real that if you blink you miss it steve rogers is in agony after his vision don’t let anyone tell you otherwise (via starspangledsprocket)
i just looked up a list of longest song titles and fall out boy was 12 of them
by fall out boy
*boom*
mom: what was that?
me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
me: i was in it
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
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mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form
dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA
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A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war
what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?
What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.
What if he gets kicked in the balls? I hear that’s WORSE than menstruation even
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
suits
lacy lingerie
eyeliner
ball gowns
•battle armor
•blood of your enemies
•flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up
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Reasons why Sir Christopher Lee is just plain cool.
1. Nearly a century of life and he shows no signs of even slowing down. (There must be something in the surname…Stan Lee is the same.) 2. He knows the meaning of commitment. Fifty years with his one and only wife! (Did sow plenty of wild oats in his younger years, but happened to meet the right woman as he was getting tired of it.) 3. He is related by marriage to Ian Fleming. No coincidence that he was a Bond villain. 4. He joined the intelligence services during WWII, where it’s hinted he did some very badass things to some Nazis. (He indicated during the filming of LOTR that he knew the exact sound a man makes when stabbed in the back.) 5. He is the only one of the LOTR cast to have met J.R.R. Tolkien personally. 6. He is a loyal and steadfast friend. He was a mainstay to Peter Cushing during the latter’s grief over his wife’s death. He still misses his old chum deeply. 7. He is a Warner Brothers cartoon fan (something he shared with Peter Cushing) and can apparently do a spot-on Yosemite Sam. 8. He was the narrator in a studio cast recording of The Rocky Horror Show. 9. He is a classically trained singer and has recorded everything from opera to Broadway to heavy metal (no, I am not kidding). 10. Related to that…he likes to head bang to keep his neck muscles from growing stiff. 11. He was on the cover of Paul McCartney and Wings’ Band On The Run album. 12. He plays a good golf game too! 13. Is descended from Charlemagne. 14. As a child, met the killers of Rasputin personally when they stopped by his mother’s house. (He kept this in mind when playing Rasputin in later years.)
15. He evokes all imagination of gothic horror in your mind when see him. 16. He has the most onscreen swordfights of any other living or dead actor in the history of movies. I am guessing that record will be his for eternity. 17. He is Dracula
18. He is Saruman
19. His full name is Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee, CBE, CStJ. Cool name. 20. He has the right to bear the coat of arms of the Holy Roman Empire by the Emperor Frederick Barbarossa. 21. He fought for Finland in the Winter War against Russia in 1939.
22. He’s an inspiration to us all. 23. Also he’s very tall.
24. He rereads “Lord of the Rings” every year!
25. Despite all the points mentioned he is really modest.
