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[teaforthetilllerman]

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wolfe / he/him / 22

primarily reblogs. i like minecraft, old films, and my various blorbos

i also post about gay victorians sometimes (raffles/holmes/jeeves)

[quietwingsinthesky]

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

[sacred-portal]

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

[melonflavored]

[ghost-in-the-library]

rest in peace forum thread deleted before its time

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[iphigenesis]

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

[raina-at]

Well, famously they can't actually afford London housing, that's the whole reason they met.

[anxiousbiscuit]

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

[groundivy]

i'm going to be honest, i was shocked when i first read a scandal in bohemia to learn that irene adler appears in only one story. all she wanted to do was BE FREE to be with her HUSBAND who she LOVED and YET so many modern adaptations decide to drag her back in to be holmes' love interest. they saw one woman that sherlock holmes NEVER EVEN had a real conversation with and decided that she must be the love of his life, ignoring the ENTIRE first paragraph of the story about her and also everything about sherlock holmes. i honestly thought she was a recurring character in the original novels because of how much emphasis is put on her in adaptations (likely to distract from the tangible homoeroticism between holmes and watson that, no matter how they try to delete it, simply cannot stop appearing in their scripts)

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[woman-respecter]

paul simon was really mad about art garfunkel’s status as a sex symbol and was like “lol can you imagine girls writing a love letter to a guy named garfunkel.” which is so funny bc my brother in moses you literally wrote a song threatening to off yourself if garfunkel didn’t write you back. you’re part of the problem.

[kushblazer666]

[sobcat]

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[midnightcowboy1969]

getting kicked out of karaoke for singing the night has a thousand eyes by Bobby Vee a billion times. The people want pink pony club and I spit on them I spit on them cause the night has a thousand eyes and a thousand eyes can’t help but see if you are true to mee

[midnightcowboy1969]

[sherlock-is-ace]

poetic cinema