i came in with a whole speech prepared, ready to tell you how extremely disappointed i was that i didn't see you supporting us during the world cup. in my head, you were british. i spent all this time thinking you were british. why on earth did i convince myself of that?
this is absolutely amusing to me, only because youβre not the first whoβs thought i was a brit. which always makes me ask, do i somehow carry myself like one? is that my vibe? i just wish my british accent wasnβt a joke so i could pretend to pass as one during these moments. sorry though, man, iβve never been someone whoβs very into sports in general. i support and donβt support every team in equal measure, if that makes it better.


























