wait

where am I?

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Can we go back to when horror movies were called "satellite of blood" or "theatre of blood" or "palace of the damned" and "the screaming never ends" cause like now we keep getting these one word title horror movies like Hereditary and Relic and Censor and it's like this doesn't tell me anything about the level of blood, screaming, or whether everyone in it is damned

[aletheyass]

i wanna fuck this man so bad it makes me look stupid (x)

[megoosa]

LOVING that there is an actual account of this

[regicide1997]

@normal-horoscopes

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

.....why this kinda sLAP THO

[enbies-and-felonies]

how do I explain that my favourite song is just a tik tok

[matrinki]

self image.

[piratecrew-moving]

@gmaxvolcalith

[pinetreesandhoneybees]

[someeragonmemes]

Eragon hunting in the woods in the beginning of the first book: God I wish my family wasn’t starving.

The Universe:

[sadajo11]

[hazelbeewitched]

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

[finitetwilight]

You have been warned

[oh-my-fancan]

i was wondering what was wrong with this picture…. then I realized there was no blue filter

[finitetwilight]

can’t believe I forget the tint™

[illbeintheattic]

the signs were everywhere

[oberonsson]

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

[anarcho-wormism-deactivated2019]

😮

[garrettauthor]

Oh NO.

[treacleaergia]

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

[dirtyriver]

Alicia Archer

[ex-sang-uination]

my bi heart………

[ohmightysmiter]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

[nyx-belial]

*dies*

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit.

[notlostonanadventure]

GAY KNIGHTS

[unicornofdarknessstuff-deactiva]

Fellas I’m real gay

[iwearmygreencoatatnight]

girls witH SworDS GIRLS WITH SWORDS fuck

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[podcastwizard]

only atla is bold enough to have a beach episode but exclusively for its villains

[spruceoutoffive]

i love that people started chanting Finland

[chewbacca]

Carrie Fisher  |  1980

[aletheyass]

happy valentine’s day to the valentine himself cesare borgia

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they don’t exist.

Ice T: