comedy blog about death

Too old to live (be on tumblr) to young to die (go anywhere else)

[plaidos]

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.

[plaidos]

people can be misogynistic when they do literally anything. stop muddying the waters -- astrology is total bullshit, it is completely fabricated, it has no basis in reality. it isn't misogynistic to say that. it is misogyny to associate astrology with womanhood innately.

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[lesbianfl]

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[graciehart]

the “lounged about in a whorish manner” post just showed up randomly on my instagram feed and I love that post so much

[graciehart]

like. I love it so much because it’s just so perfectly descriptive and captures not only what he’s literally doing, but the ✨essence✨ of it

[rogueimperator]

the thing is, like. bruce springsteen really is that good.

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[mobydyke]

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this

[louisegluckpdf]

idiot doesn’t even realize all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well 🙄

[ego-robot]

Do you think you're being the noble eagle right now? You're being the dodent.

girl get a grip

[rohirric-hunter]

When everyone in the group chat starts complaining about Twitter and you can't relate

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[wowdanascully]

 Scully + “when she gets computer reflection light on her glasses” {requested by anonymous}

[targetedknowledge]

[bethanythebogwitch]

You CREATE Miette? you drag her from peaceful nonexistance into loud reality? oh! oh! jail for demiurge! jail for demiurge for One Thousand Years!

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[faustique]

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved