✨Buffy👽 @teasippindragon - Tumblr Blog

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

cowplantblues

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

norondor

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

h4nifah

my ideal body type on a man is a guy who works out but likes food a bit too much so he has strong arms but also gives good cuddles

lmaonade

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

aorish-deactivated20251222

Recent discourse reminds me of that cult indoctrination trick that's often used to weed out more difficult marks early on, where they tell you all that you aren't allowed to eat rice on Tuesdays and then if you protest they go "wow SOMEBODY likes rice a little much huh" as if you're the fucking weirdo who cares too much about how much rice is consumed between Monday and Wednesday instead of them.

And this forces you to decide whether your autonomy matters to you more than the approval of the group - while they'll still act like you're on thin ice either way, if you give in at this point they know you're theirs forever, because now they've established a foothold, you've shown a moral weakness, which they will brand you with so it can be used against you in the future ("hey RICE-addict here doesn't want help break into the city records office") to force you to double-down and isolate you further.

And if instead you do decide to push back further, after your abrupt departure from the group ("You're seriously leaving us over RICE?!? Seriously?") and subsequent ostracism, you can then be used as a demonstration to the others who were more pliable, of how the outgroup is full of people like you who are obsessed with violating the No-Tuesday-Rice rule to the point where they'll abandon all their friends, who cared so much for them, so it clearly isn't an arbitrary restriction, you're the kind of monster these rules are intended to protect them from, thus all the other wise and esoteric precepts of the charismatic leader are implied to be equally justified.

doomhamster

This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!

echoesofsaturn

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

yellowsnowconing

jackass stunt idea: be kind to ehren

kosmogrl

som3body-some1

i love him with all my chud baka heart🌷

ckyvlb

praisethegabs

from "yes, sir, i'll bring her by 7pm" to "your daughter calls me daddy too" and i think that's beautiful

flow33didontsmoke

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

gotinstarblog-deactivated201512

half-black-phillip

I’m so mad because this worked

britney2007spears

help me roger

telanu

Reblogging myself because

luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

gloriousdreamunknown

@punkeropercyjackson

autophage

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still