emma

[chandabeard-deactivated20191001]

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[chickenfarmersan]

[cowboyism]

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

[k3-deactivated20221019]

[jaidasessence]

My last two (2) brain cells

[morefunthanb4]

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[veryfunnymemes]

[greeds]

[basiilhallward]

instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[despicablewench]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

[bigtuna108]

[wild-whorlax]

Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for

[uss-edsall]

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

[uss-edsall]

My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

[anybody-have-a-gps-deactivated2]

My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

[uss-edsall]

My Fellow Americans,

We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

[veryfunnymemes]