Loquaciously Grandiloquent

Hello, I am boy with blog.

[4yuel]

No thoughts, just this

[milklotus]

[kittysuggest]

She’s cozy

[rihannafenty]

[feriowind]

i’ve been wanting to draw this for the past 2 weeks

[queenoftheantz]

We had an interaction assignment, and GUESS WHAT I DID!!!

[lmzr]

it bubbies

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Archmage Shabadoo. He is 3000 years old.

[ruusverd]

I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted daughter is, in fact, a 40-pound sheep, one of roughly two dozen that live in my back yard.

It isn’t even a lie, I raised that lamb on a bottle from the day she was born, as far as she’s concerned I’m her mom. And as long as I’m vague enough, the problems of dealing with sheep sound totally believable as human toddler parenting problems. “Oh yeah, my daughter’s two, she always puts everything in her mouth.” “Ugh, my daughter is always climbing on stuff, I swear she’s part mountain goat!”

I live for seeing how long I can keep it up before someone asks to see a picture of my little darling. “Sure!” I say, “Here she is! Isn’t she adorable?” then relish the horrified confusion when they see this tiny little brown sheep like:

It’s the best thing. It’s my favorite thing I’ve ever done, next to raising sheep in the first place.

[kittenwiskers]

I love this, your daughter is Beautiful!

[piecomic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[evipineschi]

this is real you cant convince me otherwise

[unflatteringcatselfies]

World class blep spotted outside Malbork Castle (medieval castle in Poland)

[rt0no]

[ramenuzumaki]

THIS 😤

[ikuzedobe]

Laugh and cry.

BORUTO’S DAD THANK YOU FOR 15 YEARS!!

Team 7: BORUTO’S DAD, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Sai, Yamato

[ryodan]

remember the time borutos dad talked saradas dad out of fucking up the world

[21tailsofwoe]

remember the time boruto’s dad met boruto’s grandparents. haha that was so cool.

[ryodan]

i loved the episode about borutos grandma it made cry. his grandma really was one of a kind..

[empress-cornelia]

Wow. Boruto’s dad, Sarada’s mom and dad, and their sensei all saved the world. Oooh Boruto’s dad, the one with the Nine-Tailed fox. Thank you Masashi kishimoto for making the 15-year manga of Boruto’s dad. What an icon, Boruto’s dad.

[myuchihagurlfan]

Boruto’s dad had a crush on Sarada’s mom back in their genin days, but Sarada’s mom was in love with Sarada’s dad even from the beginning, so Boruto’s dad got friendzone early on. Meanwhile Boruto’s mom was hiding behind trees admiring Boruto’s dad from a distance. Omg lol, it does sound funny telling story this way 😂😯😍

[eyezehuhh]

“Believe it.” -Boruto’s Dad

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

[drfunk98]

i don’t even like naruto and i feel awful

[mimikyu-chwan]

@invalid-username-again

[mitaukano]

Did you guys see what ELSE crunchyroll posted?

[bellygangstaboo]

Raised on a Gay plantation in the bay area knitting tiny sweaters for bichon till our hands bled… My parents died in the glitter mines.

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[salvatriss-deactivated20180920]

When I was in middle school I had a edgy super mario OC named Maria, who was from an alternate dimension of the mushroom kingdom, where everything is dark and corrupt and edgy and she had a toad companion that had black and blue emo bangs and I forget his name but I’m pretty sure he played guitar.

[salvatriss-deactivated20180920]

I lost all my old middle school art so I redrew her from memory and little me would have been so happy 

“Mama mia…”

[salvatriss-deactivated20180920]

I’m reading the tags for this and just

little me would have been. so. happy.