TediousLibrarian

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[kallenchi]

Spiders go to the movies

Image descriptions under the cut.

[ID: Two image photo set. 1) Digital drawing showing the cast of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse cheerfully attending a screening of the Barbie movie (2023). From left to right we have Spider Noir wearing a pink boa; Peni Parker laughing and cradling Spider-Ham who holds a pink, fast food cup in his hands; Gwen Stacy in her full masked outfit with a bag of popcorn, chuckling while Miles Morales - wearing a teal hoodie with pink accents over his spider suit with its mask on - eagerly discusses the film with his hands outstretched in front of him; Pavitr Prabhakar in the center fully masked as Spider-Man: India looking screen right at an unamused Hobie Brown, fully dressed as Spider-Punk; and finally at the far right Peter B. Parker wearing a pink bathrobe over his Spider-Man suit, tenderly smiling at his daughter May Parker, as she plays with a Barbie doll. The characters walk against a pink wall, obscuring a large Barbie movie poster behind them. 2) A digital drawing of Miguel O'Hara as seen in Across the Spider-Verse drawn with a caked up bubble butt, screaming on his knees in agony while a small hologram of Lyla lectures and consoles him. Behind them is a framed poster of Oppenheimer (2023). End ID]

[crimchys]

what if? give Liv her own personal ai assistant Lyla

[stitchedspider]

another touch up on one of my very first atsv drawings

[nocek]

Wade has a type. The type may not be good for his blood pressure ;P

(but at least good for their energy bill?)

[gremlinade-juice]

[pyrexin]

ATSV attack

[monkeymakoko]

Pointy ears are the best ✨

[phoenixyfriend]

Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately. Pros:

Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money

Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis

You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'

Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable

Cons:

HIPAA

Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing

[the-haiku-bot]

You can ding points for

‘anxiety’ and 'you just

need to lose some weight’

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[phoenixyfriend]

Regarding prev tags: see this version instead

[karaunaa]

eldritch dragon misses pony friend, more at 11

[kashlat2]

2026 / 2023

Im so proud guys

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[thesituation]

my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i don’t shave at all is going “because i don’t want to” it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and they’ll draw it out and try to convince you it’s a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to “i just don’t wanna. don’t feel like it” and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is “i’m sorry i thought it was a free country?” which, believe me, they cannot come back from. they’ll either drop it or start harping on something you didn’t say, and it’s important you don’t take the bait at that point. when they can’t argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). “i don’t want to shave” is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. they’ll try to say “feminism makes you think you have to do that” and it’s important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you don’t know what they mean and you just don’t like shaving and that it’s really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise

[mysharona1987]

[cabinette]

this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional

[cabinette]

Its a welcome bonus.... Y'know....

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[theweirdwideweb]

[rimonoroni2]

unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going

[magicratfingers]

[sardonyxlestrange]

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬