@zanobia

u can still ask all the q u like but i dont think ill really ever get on again lmao

[this-isakindness]

[nonsensical-madness]

Why can’t more people think like John Green?

[theluhvmonster-deactivated20130]

this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.

[spaceymulder-blog]

I LOVE JOHN GREEN

[honeybeys]

[hohoehoes]

When someone cancels plans you were really looking forward to

[tednosby]

when people open your snap then don't snapchat you back...

Im sorry tamtams im just always so ugly :(((

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

[ceruleanlunacy-deactivated20140]

kristophen:

girls with eyes :)

girls with no eyes )

[aidn]

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

[ladymacmeth]

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

[anx-ety]

[ughsighs]

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE 

[swooshmamii-deactivated20150211]

Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

[vinterensvind]

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

[stability]

The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it

[nonbinaryjackfrost-deactivated2]

the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals 

[phanjam]

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

Dan Howell  (via 6bitch6craft6)

[kittiezandtittiez]

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

[its-arrested-development]

[cloysterbell]

Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

[cloysterbell]

Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.

[cloysterbell]

Follow for more fun science facts.

[ohboiii]