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feathers ♡ she/her ♡ femme-ininomenon ⚢

[sapphicides]

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

[oldmanpusspuss]

there's a gif of the guy who played young daniel molloy that people keep using and it makes me lose my shit harder the more i see it hang on

[oldmanpusspuss]

why does he do that face im gonna get an ucler

[parakeet]

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[ditch-lily]

so when louis meowed how did he share that to daniel in the interview? did he sit at his 10 foot long divorce table with armand on the other end, look him in the eye and meow?? how did it go down louis I just wanna know

[1327-1]

based tags @runestele

[prisonhannibal]

an old drunk man told me to enjoy my life and have fun because I’m only 24 and I have so many years and so much life ahead of me and then he went “and you know what? in ten years when you’re 34 you’ll still be young and have your whole life ahead of you” and it was really comforting to me

[stardustfanfare-archived]

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

[nobrashfestivity]

Unknown (?), Inuit Artist, Sea Monsters Devouring a Whale, 1961, Cape Dorset

[thunderstruck9]

Kiakshuk (Inuit, 1886-1966), Sea monsters devouring whale, 1961. Stonecut, 29.8 x 36.2 cm.

[plumslices]

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

[responsibilitychan]

fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

[brian-kinney-apologist]

louis: you're fucking BORING

armand: saw trap time 😊🪚🩸💥🪚🪑🩸🪚😊🩸🪚💥🪑🩸😊🪚

[slaygentford]

louis and lestat are gonna be in a tesla evacuation spaceship in the year 4000 to get away from climate change getting into fights and opening the airlock on each other and the people around them trying to eat their cryo frozen whole foods branded dinners out of a straw are really just gonna have to buckle up and hang on for the depressurization

[brotherconstant]

the way claudia said I'M breaking the cycle and pursued + turned madeleine in a way that diverges in every way from what lestat did with (and to) louis. the church scene and the dress shop scene couldn't be more different.

[brotherconstant]

like ofc the scenes are meant as echoes of each other and ofc claudia is his daughter but the echo comes back in reverse, the echo is a fuck you i'm not your blood as much as i may fear that i am. not in any way that actually matters.

[brotherconstant]

and then madeleine confirms this to her and i'm crying again

[wondersmith-and-sons]

my cancelled wife armand said i gaslighted my way into this mess, i'm gonna gaslight my way out of this mess

[queenoftheimps]

LEGITIMATELY NEED THIS

[poorlittlevampirebaby-deactivat]

interview with the vampire s01e07 // waiting for godot, samuel beckett

[leguin]

[cuntylestat]

I've been a third all my life. Not saying that to fight, just saying that it's true. I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.

[fallingtowers]

i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i've got this business idea and it's to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i've hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i've got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn't really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it's just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i'm pretty sure i've got tinnitus now but on the upside i've got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud: