Teh Narwhal King

Somehow you ended up here congrats. 14. Also Irritatedkiwi.tumblr.com is a gorgeous person and deserves to be told she is.

[pukicho]

Make me president I’ll make it so everyone named Hannah cannot rhyme their name with ‘banana’ when they make a new username. Or else they go to prison for life

[arsene-inc]

So you’re going to ban Hannahs ?

[pukicho]

Thin ice motherfucker fucker

[ok-dingo]

anyone have the rage comic where the guy finds some ice cream but the carton is empty and looks like it has blood at the bottom, and there's a white dog looking thing with a human eye looking through a crack

[ok-dingo]

nvm found it

[ok-dingo]

just learned that this thing is actually a furby. but I definitely prefer the lower quality version where it's just some unidentifiable creature that almost looks like a real animal but not quire

[crazy-brazilian]

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

Once more the merch returns!!! Been a few months and demand rises once more like a

As some of you may know, my poor little boy was taken DOWN by the this small indie game company for being too similar to a certain somebody I’ve never even heard of before. hah.. but that’s besides the point. There’s still a big amount of demand for these boys, so I’ve been working on fixing and adding cute little details, everyone loves it!!

And since then we’ve released quite a few variants, if you recall the BLOOD themed one, I really liked the blood one. But for the holidays I present to you HOLIDAY SHIRT!

Look I gave him a little hat! That took 2 hours, I’m not even kidding, that took two fucking hours to give him that little fucking hat. It comes in NEW COLORS TOO (especially the premium tee’s).

AVAILABLE TIL THE 24th of Decmber!! The other two normal designs will be available til the 31ST!!

HOLIDAY BOY

TAX EVASION

EAT THE RICH

Use discount PUKICHO for a discount! THANKS AGAIN FOR THE REQUESTS

[lumikat]

I think everyone should look at my silly cats

[beardedmrbean]

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitduolingosays/comments/ysrewf/whose_bones_duo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I see Duo has a tumblr account,

Who was that that, someone sent them their toe in a little jar of some sort of preservative and she wore it as a necklace?

That was years ago, but after the bone stealing witch in Louisiana.

Sorry to anybody totally new to Tumblr,.

Just know I'm not making either of these things up and you have 3-4 months to get caught up on tumblr lore or the tumblrbeasts will eat your computer.

The section on the lesbian, HIV, Hamilton fan fic will be extra credit this time around.

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

the face allah makes when a white western lady who claims she’s a witch and uses reddit hits him with that dollar store hex spell

[vestahlls]

For anyone thinking that’s a joke:

[escuerzoresucitado]

[snaily-deactivated]

i am.. still reeling from this experience :/

[owls-garden-deactivated20231123]

“Humans are raw carnivores” “humans are raw herbivores” <- all people drugged up on antibiotics and food supplements destroying their digestive system to make a point

The real question who is more interesting the guy who breaks his teeth on raw beef and gets endoparasites or the guy who eats ten thousand mangoes and gets cavities in all his teeth then turns orange

[fatelovesme]

Me watching raw vegan and the raw carnivore competing about who gives himself malnutrition or a weird illness from a fad diet first.

[animentality]

Some advice for people fleeing Twitter for Tumblr due to the stench of the musk rat:

Chill.

Take it easy.

Don't feel compelled to argue with any bitch here. You are not legally or morally obligated to participate in discourse.

Reblog artists.

Don't let people see your likes. Turn off anon.

And chill.

[kabr0nex]

Alternative advice: leave

[catcrumb]

[rotatingfloor-deactivated201412]

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

[anchorsawayandaway]

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

[rotatingfloor-deactivated201412]

shut your fucking face fuckface

[oneheadtoanother]

[shittytitty-deactivated]

every single bumper sticker hits like a fucking train

[correctopinionhaver]

[crazy-brazilian]

[bearotonin-international]

Silly Willy and his beloved pickle

[marginmaster87]

OP I want you to know that the pictures didn’t load and for those few seconds I sat in rapt attention waiting for Silly Willy and his Beloved Pickle to be revealed

[bearotonin-international]

To thank you for your patience, here is another Silly Willy and his Beloved Pickled pic