Telekin13

When you light a candle, you also cast a shadow.

[memeuplift]

[correctopinionhaver]

[elismagicatnado]

fuck yessss we love working animals

[shamebats]

I love that they made an exception for him and not some rich person.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[charlesoberonn]

Me: [doesn’t like when the maps I make have too many squiggly bits and regions pointing out because it looks ugly and unnatural]

Switzerland:

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[immortalbeingz]

Credit: Sebastian Odd Violin

[badjokesbyjeff]

I found my husband hanging from a rope in our bedroom. 

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and thank God he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

[thememedaddy]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[tim-ee-sis]

For anyone who doesn't know, this is from the Indy Drag Theatre where I live and these queens are SUPER talented. All of the shows are hilarious drag versions of popular movies/shows during which the audience is encouraged to interact like a drag show.

If you ever get the chance, come see a show! And obviously invite me to go with you since I live here!

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[sepiamestus]

I always forget that Butch is like. A real actual name that people have. Come look at my beautiful children femme and twink

[sepiamestus]

m;y god

[chibanova]

Never forget him

[crap-userrname16]

[crap-userrname16]

[badjokesbyjeff]

When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer, she's "sexy" and "an artist." 

When I do it, I'm "disturbing" and "banned from Home Depot."

[badjokesbyjeff]

A man every time he smokes, he always smokes 2 cigarettes at the same time 

And then one of his friends asks “why do you always smoke two cigarettes at the same time?”

The man replies: “my brother is in prison, he told me to smoke a cigarette instead of him every time i smoke one for myself”

After some time his friend sees him smoking one cigarette and not two he becomes surprised and asks him “why is it? Has your brother been freed from prison?”

The man replies: “nah man, I myself quit smoking”

[daily-spooky]

[legendaryvermin]

Out of ratrimony, if you will.