Telluria "Telly"

I'm a furry. I am a cat, a wolf, and a unicorn. Cute things are definitely the best.I'm a nerd/geek/dork. I play dnd. I play classic video games. I watch Doctor Who and Supernatural. I've only watched a couple episodes of Sherlock so far. I love Marvel. I'm pansexual. I'm genderqueer. I lean more toward being the gender I was born as, female, but sometimes it's not the skin I feel like I belong in. Get to know me I guess. If you're just finding me, feel free to follow me. And remember, I LOVE HUGS.

[mediamattersforamerica]

Anyone who cares about education in America should watch this.

[southernkittyfemboy-deactivated]

Reblog if you’re a furry kik user:3

[fallathefurry]

I am anyone wanting my lol just message me 😀

[telluria-blog]

Seriously, if I see a furry with a cute tail, I will attack. :3

[obaema-deactivated20140712]

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

[dankickedphilsstickz-deactivate]

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[welsh-griffin]

JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

[notchicken]

Holy fuck are you guys okay

[jcalvinist]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! how are you surviving out there!??!

[telluria-blog]

I’d love to flip the tables and watch them survive this past Michigan winter. Negative Fahrenheit all around. We were begging to hit 10 degrees. (-12.2222 degrees Celsius).

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[telluria-blog]

5,969,895 Non-Hans.

[gerriceo]

[webelieveyou]

No more excuses.

[gaypanicdundun]

I will forever reblog this

[wanderulst]

It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.

[telluria-blog]

That’s probably the scariest reality ever...

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[aureliusquinn]

Reblob to save a life

[danisontnonfire]

just reblobbed

[readerxpro]

HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words)

[books-and-cookies]

THIS IS A PSA.

[abookblog]

This is important

[z-infinity-deactivated20210328]

This also works amazing on SNES or NES games where some dummy decided it would be a good idea to put a price sticker on the game label.

[telluria-blog]

I have that book and yay

[telluria-blog]

If you're hanging out at MCFC this weekend, let's talk. Lol. The picture is me posing with some beautiful furs at my first fur con. :)

[drunkkonyourlove]

[baebyfaced]

He looks like he wants to cry, this is disgusting. She’s reaching, her husband did not invent that white boy comb over or fitted black suits she needs to get the fuck over herself. Like honestly, who is she?

[sapphichunterofartemis-deactiva]

You can tell how upset he is. She needs to chill the fuck out. He’s not copying her husband he’s trying to look presentable. There’s a difference. That’s a normal suit and tie appearance. He didn’t invent that look and it doesn’t belong to him.

[girlwiththeguitar]

I want to give him a big hug omfg

[imdrierthanwater-deactivated201]

I am embarrassed to be from New Zealand right now.

[bri3395]

I’m so happy they fired her from the show omg this made me so mad

[jcalvinist]

who even is this person?

[telluria-blog]

Because classy was apparently made up by this bitch's husband. No idea who she is anyway.

[fairysharkmother]

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma.  Momma will be right here. Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps. Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground.  Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup! And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive. Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup! The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water.  You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon!  Momma says it’s okay.  There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too! There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

[kapiterra-deactivated20150612]

Thank you momma.

[satohaisatohai]

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

[ghostyfelix]

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

[sp00ky0wl-blog]

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

[caffeinatedvagitarian]

can i just say i love how momma includes trans men?? and thank you momma for the advice <3

[thattheatrefreak]

I love momma! Everyone should follow momma because her and the rest of the sea family give amazing advice

[telluria-blog]

I like that there's other options. I've taken 6 or 7 sex ed classes throughout my life and nobody told us this.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda] Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

[redheadlifts]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

please, be honest

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

if i’m gonna say some shit i’m gonna stand by it, not be a coward

[sauce-boy-deactivated20150302]

same here

[laptopped]

do rude people know they’re rude

[jcalvinist]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no

[telluria-blog]

I'm pretty sure people think I'm rude. I just really suck at communication.

[relentless-optimist]

Reblog if I can straight up ask you for a RP.

[missninetails-deactivated202512]

So many of you I wanna ask!

[fucker2001]

THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

[wrigglingandraw-deactivated2024]

less humans more sand cats 

[orionettelle]

Seconded

[telluria-blog]

I support this :)

[meta-child]

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

[blu-thoth]

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.

Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is the ammount is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.

Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and sulfur. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos. As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.

A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them. TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

[lotolle]

Thank you so much person.