Temmie

Some kind of cryptid for sure

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[acrylic-kitten]

Not including the next part feels criminal

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[handweavers]

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

[pitbolshevik]

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

[pitbolshevik]

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

[watertightvines]

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”

[beebobeebo]

"There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible."

[honted]

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

[mogegee]

"Jax, look, I know we don't get along, but I think you need to transition so we can start yuri maxxing the circus"

[qqchurch]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[cnmcn]

[omoiyue]

i forgot i had tumblr again

[post-pacific]

Quing and Queen of Hometown

(ID under cut)

[ID: Deltarune fan-comic about Kris and Noelle as children at the Festival. Noelle is an anthropomorphic deer and Kris is a human with long dark hair wearing a horned headband. Noelle is at the voting booth, holding a pen attached to the table with a wire, and says: "C'mon Kris, we gotta vote ourselves if we wanna win against Dess and Azzy." Kris, drooping their head and squeezing their shirt with their hand says: "Okay…" Noelle says: "I guess… you can put me down as queen. That makes sense." to which Kris says: "I don't wanna be king." Noelle asks: "You wanna be queen?" Kris responds with a long "Nooo". Noelle says: "But… those are the only options here." Kris responds: "I wanna be queen and king. Quing." and Noelle echoes them: "Quing??" after which she continues: "There's a nicer sounding word for a neutral ruler, yknow. It's monarch. M-o-n-a-r-c-h" Kris face-plants on the booth table and says: "Monarch is lame. Quing is better." Noelle whines: "Krismaaas!" In the last panel, both of their ballots have Noelle voted as queen and for the king slot, the word "king" is scribbled out and replaced with "quing", with Kris's name under it. In the other ballot are doodles of Kris with a crown and of Noelle being annoyed. The dialogue in the last panel says: "You're impossible." /End ID.]

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[memecucker]

sometimes i think about that one Los Angeles fire captain that turned out to be an incredibly prolific serial arsonist with one of the things that ended up giving him away being that he wrote a novel about a firefighter that becomes an arsonist and used the pen-name “Aaron Stiles” which turns out to be an anagram for “I set LA arson” 

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[flagellant]

hey yeah no this guy is actually a Big Deal in California at least in my town he set fires across central and southern california for over a DECADE before being caught. The FBI estimates he set over two thousand fires before being caught. After his arrest, wildfires in the surrounding area dropped ninety percent

[sacred-portal]

[revelware]

average Oblivion custom character

[revelware]

hold on let me install it real quick

[revelware]

His name is Ian Done

[wineonawhitetee]

Yess, Zooble, call. Her. OUT!!!!

Anyway, more silly comics! This time with some Abstrabbit! In the same continuity as these drawings