ummm found it like this
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Jules of Nature

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RMH
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
AnasAbdin

Product Placement
will byers stan first human second

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shark vs the universe
Show & Tell

izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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JBB: An Artblog!

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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ummm found it like this
when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!
it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience
my favorite part of this whole thing tbh
When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey
intro to american politics
gotta be this one
and one for the current version of the country
what’s the rush?
dog i gotta move like yesterday
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
oh goody a pony cleaning instruction vid-
WHAT THE FUCK
Today’s horrifying Scholomance thought:
When the series begins, everyone knows graduation is going to be a bloodbath. Students spend their whole educational career planning for it, jockeying for alliances, gathering spells and weapons and skills that might save them. Their last term is dedicated entirely to training for that one mad dash across the graduation hall.
And still, only half of them make it out.
Imagine the first class to graduate after the cleansing machinery broke. The ones dropped into that hall with no idea what was waiting for them.
Did any of them make it out?
@words-writ-in-starlight tags make compelling points:
Moving around my whole life and having lived in 7 states has made me keenly aware of the fact that everyone thinks their city/town is uniquely terrible in exactly the same ways. "Everyone acts nice but they hate you," "The weather here is so unpredictable," "It's so hard to make friends here," "The buses are never on time," "This town is full of the craziest people," girl that's every town. "No but it's worse here" look you can't all be the worst.
MCC Smart Eco-Speedster Concept, 1993
Perfect car for driving in this town
Okay you gotta see what it looks like from the outside too actually