Local Tom Cruise Superfan

if I hadn't learned how to lay on a two-hander once in a while, I'd never have left Flin Flon

[richyjerimovich]

If the cast of 'The Odyssey' owned a restaurant, what would everyone's roles be? Matt Damon and Tom Holland: The Pizza Interview

[evilwizard]

say no more

[stars-bean]

Bend It Like Beckham (2002) dir. Gurinder Chadha

[only-cat-memes]

[clytemnestraaa]

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[johnwatersbongwater]

This place freaks me out. Okay, good luck!

WIDOW'S BAY (2026)

[moiraxrose]

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do:

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[ryebreadgf]

yayyyy

[jomiddlemarch]

[oftlunarialmoon]

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[segamascott]

[crucifiedcastiel]

okay obviously destiel agenda forever but if we’re being real dean should have been kissing men before castiel was even introduced. dean should have been doing it sloppy style with victor henriksen by the 3rd season at least.

[goodsirs]

Widow's Bay 1.09 "Emergency Shelter"