blowing kisses to disinterested bitches.

old, cold, and boring.

[tenderandterrible]

damn tumblr it's been a few years what's up

[tenderandterrible]

just fyi age limits on social media exist for a reason. your 7 year old kid does not need Facebook, snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, etc. Parents of the fucking year, I swear.

[tenderandterrible]

when you make more money in 2 days of writing papers than you do in an entire week of working your regular job. I obviously needed to get back into this.

[tenderandterrible]

when your boyfriend wants to go out and do things but you just wanna sit on the couch and watch TV and be lazy

[fearandwar]

[dailykrasinski]

John Krasinksi for Men’s Health Magazine (December 2015)

[tenderandterrible]

Lawd jesus

[natsapphics]

[dntgetmad]

Trap Queen- Violin Remix (Eric Stanley) ☺️☺️☺️

[longlegzcrossing]

I can now be sophisticated and ratchet. Dreams do come true.

[heynequa-deactivated20150430]

#sophistaratchet

[chasing-september]

This makes me wish I tried harder with my viola.

[intellectualmisfit25]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[kimreesesdaughter]

Black Excellence.

[cosmic-noir]

I want to walk down the aisle to this.

I legit want to look bomb as hell on my wedding day and walk elegantly to my partner. They’ll know wassup.

[dope-ethiopian]

Yesssss

[khartoom-deactivated20190318]

I miss my violin now smh

[tenderandterrible]

This is awesome

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

[pardonmewhileipanic]

ok but this seems adorable to me

like kids at lunch

[ruthbadergirsberg]

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

[atomic-selflove]

This is how the world should run

[frankiloo]

People saying “this is how the world should run” I mean it did…. That’s the barter system…. Like….

[amyleona-blog]

How do y'all do this without management freaking about the lost time/money/inventory though? Just pay for it with your discount? Because I’d love to do this. We regularly get customers who work at the Starbucks, Noah’s, salons, etc in the shopping centers we’re in. I’m pretty sure the salon next door would give everyone haircuts if we gave everyone like a week of garlic cheese sticks.

[tenderandterrible]

There are usually ways to 'mark it out' for inventory purposes. When I worked at subway we had to write down anything that we had to throw away due to dropping on the floor or whatever. Sometimes I would give sandwiches to my friends and just write down that it was dropped on the floor. At Starbucks this is pretty easy because you get free drinks for the entirety of of your shift, so each person could mark out a drink to trade. I guess it's technically against the rules, but as long as everything is accounted for I suppose it isn't really a big deal.

[huffpost]

‘My Hijab Has Nothing To Do With Oppression. It’s A Feminist Statement’

Not all Muslim women cover their bodies. Not all Muslim women who do are forced to do so. Like freelance writer Hanna Yusuf, who chooses to wear a hijab in a daily act of feminism. In a new video for The Guardian, Yusuf challenges stereotypes by setting out to reclaim the choice to wear a hijab as “a feminist statement.”

For more on on how the hijab helps women reclaim their bodies watch the full video here.

[baetoul-deactivated20170708]

“To try and attain the unattainable”*

[babyfootdown]

I am not Muslim but I am so glad to see this because honestly I had never ever thought about it this way, I feel like I’ve been so ignorant, my eyes and mind have been opened

[tenderandterrible]

when your boyfriend comes home on his lunch break just to have surprise sex with you i am a very lucky girl I was asleep, and woke up just in time to see him taking his clothes off to jump in bed My day has seriously been made

[amroyounes]

[throwtime]

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

[throwtime]

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

[jabberwockypie]

ALL THE TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE.  Note to self: Remember for future vengeance purposes.

[tenderandterrible]

This is the best thing I've ever read

[tenderandterrible]

I'm going from a job where I made $9k last year to a job making $25k before commission and bonuses. I start in 2 weeks and I am beyond excited about it!

[coffeeandb00ks-deactivated20150]

Best thing I’ve seen in a long while

[in-war-victoria]

PRESS THAT REBLOG BUTTON

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.

[bompo-dompo]

sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese