We’ll Have A Gay Old Time

Hello. Ro or Rotten or Rot. 32. I’m just here to pass the time. Minors DNI

[tentamissilebrat]

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Might as well start this now because I can feel myself wanting to write more Obey Me fics

Let me know if the links don't work

I love you, I just don't trust you: The MC is given an honesty potion and Lord Diavolo finds out about how they really feel about him. (Warnings: Intoxication, Mention of previous drug use, Panic Attack, The first part is Fluff but the rest of it is Angst)

MC Monday Prompt or Alternative Title-- Don't worry about it: The MC (named Clang) gets a text from Lucifer. Tries not to worry about it. Ends up worrying about it. (Warnings: Back in my day this was called a Lime, so yeah, there's making out and heated kissing but nothing else. It's very self indulgent fluff)

Quick Obey me headcanons about Clang and the boys: Just like it says on the tin. Family Friendly and just silly headcanons that are popping in my head as I try to keep writing for Obey Me.

[queerfables]

I love that Grace says he and Rocky "haven't run into anything where our cultures clash" while they're actively navigating two pretty major points of difference. From Grace's perspective, being watched in your sleep is sort of unnerving; for Rocky it's imperative. From Rocky's perspective, eating is taboo and private; for Grace it's a casual, social activity. When Grace says they haven't run into any culture clashes, he's just woken up to Rocky watching him and now he's eating breakfast. It's obviously not true that they have no conflicts in their social norms! It's just that they instinctively accommodate each other with curiosity and empathy, finding ways to bend on the things that matter to each other and explain when something is really important to themselves. Grace has spent his life holding other people at arm's length, and then in Rocky he meets someone who makes him want to do the work, and that work becomes so natural he doesn't even realise he's doing it.

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[enthyrea]

i miss you, and the summers have returned.

original poem by sara kleijn 🪐

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[oliviaflies06]

What’s in the bag: Ryland Grace style

(Getting dragged along to meetings means bag searches happen quite often. He is NEVER ready)

Credit for the list goes to @official-dr-ryland-grace

[gaynaegis]

Fun in zero-g✨!

[its-not-fate-its-destiny]

Fandoms stopped being a fun escape from reality when people started spreading the belief that you should prioritize purity over pleasure and the art you create must be a reflection of your moral standards at all times.

[quinnduck]

Rocky when he’s with Grace: Stupid human, so leaky so gross. Eridians are much better, Grace is weird weird weird.

Rocky when he’s when other Eridians: if anyone insults the alien Rocky will destroy all Taumoeba. Now make him a home, demand.

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]

[merrythemastermind]

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 5

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[merrythemastermind]

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 4

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[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[boatemholes]

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i also have a WEVIDEO LINK that expires in three days but i can remake it...free to download and please do download it so you can always have it and lmk if it doesnt work: https://we.tl/t-Caas0zbtvvDATVwN

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[shovelwareyaoi]

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