Tentative Thoughts

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[vomitclub]

your honour, i do not have to be good. i do not have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. i only have to let the soft animal of my body love what it loves.

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[corviiids]

i have a croissant related grievance

[corviiids]

the entire appeal of the croissant is that it is a layered pastry item. it has a light flaky texture. the layers are in there specifically to create a fluffy, airy eating experience. that's the intention of the lamination process. having so many layers of butter and thin pastry dough make the croissant puff up when it's baked so that when you bite into it the pastry has a texture similar to puff pastry. the entire point is to fill the pastry with air. therefore any trendy hybrid variant of the croissant such the "cruffin" or the "cronut" or the worst offender of all the "croffle" which involve jamming the unbaked croissant or compressing it into a flat shape completely betray croissant as it was originally intended. they defeat the nature of the croissant by forcing it into something it was never meant to be, removing the unique core of its identity, killing its appeal and thus its entire reason for being. now am i saying you can't enjoy a cronut or croffle? of course i would not say this. you can enjoy any pastry you want to enjoy because it's your time on earth. i want you to enjoy your croffle. you should enjoy your croffle. also, you can commit any sin you like and i can't stop you nor do i want to. i won't hear your arguments because you don't need to convince me. but you must understand, as you eat it, that the croffle should not exist. it is a mistake. it is an insult not only to the croissant but to me as an individual. i am not french

[badboneszone]

This reads as someone with a strong moral code (people should be free to experience joy without arbitrary regulation, you don’t have to like what other people like but your discomfort is your own problem) trying to maintain their faith in a time of hardship (they keep doing weird shit to croissants)

[corviiids]

ill be so honest this read of my character in such a fraught croissanted context has me tearing up with the raw joy of being seen

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[nightwashh]

he has a name :(

[notgreengardens]

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[glowcowboy]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[woman-becomer]

I moved everything in the universe 5 ft to the left a few years ago and nobody noticed

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

I stayed out of the "protein maxxing" fad, because as long as you're also eating enough of the other macro and micronutrients, there's really no harm in eating too much protein.

There's likely no benefit to it either, but as far as diet culture fads are concerned that one seems comparatively benign.

But now I have learned about "fiber maxxing" and. No. No we're gonna talk about this one.

You do not. I cannot stress this enough. You do NOT want "more" fiber. You want enough fiber. And not only that, you simply do not want to get your entire day's worth of fiber in one serving.

I could paint a really graphic picture for you about exactly why you do not want to power blast your colon with 25+ grams of fiber at once.

For many folks it's going to just shoot through you like a canon and liquefy your bowels. But for some folks it has the opposite effect and can actually cause constipation or even nausea.

It can also affect our hormones, especially estrogen. And while consuming enough fiber is extremely beneficial for regulating our hormones, having way too much is not.

Additionally, even eating enough fiber can have drawbacks if your body isn't used to eating that amount. Fiber needs to be introduced slowly, and spaced out throughout our entire day.

Eating just 5-7g of fiber per meal is a great place to start if you need to increase your fiber intake. Fiber is really important, but for your guts' sake please consume it in moderation. No maxxing.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

one must imagine sisyphus a little aroused by pushing the boulder

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Getting his rocks off, if you will.