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Me @ Alastor’s motives
Warlock concept: A warlock multiclassing as warlock.
Two separate patrons, two separate pact boons.
Level 7 warlock multiclass: Warlock 4/Warlock 3.
Celestial/Fiend.
just this. constantly.
if you bribe the DM, go Pact of the Chain for both and literally have an angel and a devil on your shoulders 100% of the time.
I probably shouldn’t be allowed to play d&d
Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.
oh no the poor billionaires may lose a few thousand dollars so the plant doesn't die so sad
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
App powered car? 🤦♀️
I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.
WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.
please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.
Also read something but a Dutch e-bike manufacturer going bankrupt and the bikes only functioning with an app. I’m no expert, I don’t have one, but something about digital keys to lock or unlock your bike. Seems a third party is going to take over the digital keys and the servers will remain online, but … yeah.
don’t lose the notes:
#they always see ‘pixie’ and ‘dream’ and ‘girl’#but forget the terrible awesome driving power of ‘manic’
this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment
Now THIS is physical comedy
it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.
That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.
Purgatory Prime
tags from coloredcompulsion:
“Could you be the chosen one?”
“I am very much the guy who’s here.”
i hope the ao3 volunteers are okay, dealing with a ddos attack while the whole community is crying must be very stressful.
As seen on the AO3 twitter status uptade:
so yeah, everyone please stop refreshing your fics, that just adds to the problem.
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did
I mean, that’s censorship but okay.
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