Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome
Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend
Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them
we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

JVL
Game of Thrones Daily

No title available

shark vs the universe
h

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art

@theartofmadeline
Jules of Nature

No title available

JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
No title available
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@terezaishere
Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome
Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend
Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them
The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.
Accidentally decapitated one of my basil sprouts. Comic practice
From my follower Lars
Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom
the font was designed by Rob Meyerson, and turns out a guy named Dirk McGirk made mechanical keyboard caps inspired by it, including a few accent keys (that are all free to 3d-print and use yourself!)
look how cute those are...im crying
"Potato of the week"
❤️
Fuck the haters. I believe in you
woa
Part 1
as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious
well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead
#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)
"Then transition."
You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is
Nature is healing
can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
thank you wikipedia for this really good image
a helpful mnemonic for everyone
too good for tags
Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.
Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else
This Here's my Banishin' Stick! *waves my greebled baseball bat around*
The Bedazzled Mythical Pokin' Stick: +35 vs things that Dana Scully refuses to believe in
It's also effective against Dana Scully
hey! take it easy soon, if you can.
He lives on my desk now at my Serious Adult Job and reminds me not to stress too much.
holy shit
The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.
(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)
Rosamund Pike in die another day (2002)