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larval-tear

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

irischroma

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

inthefallofasparrow

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

importantcatpics

drtanner

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

felitidae

teathattast

loccorocco

Accidentally decapitated one of my basil sprouts. Comic practice

loccorocco

From my follower Lars

tumbleringquotes

Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

emeraldfox11

the font was designed by Rob Meyerson, and turns out a guy named Dirk McGirk made mechanical keyboard caps inspired by it, including a few accent keys (that are all free to 3d-print and use yourself!)

look how cute those are...im crying

tickettothemoonandback

"Potato of the week"

❤️

b-0-ngripper

godisafujoshi

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

nick-nonya

woa

bathroomcube

chicar

Part 1

epicsause-official

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

biggestcommunismbuilder

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

epicsause-official

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

cameoappearance

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

paulgadzikowski

"Then transition."

brucefromfamilyguy

fern-lover

You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

woolandflax

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Nature is healing

sadgi

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

sadgi

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

sadgi

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

talkwithtatsu

too good for tags

leaslichoma

Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.